A drunk goes to the bathroom.......

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Real Estate Mortgage Broker with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

A drunk gets up from the bar stool at Zaveral's and heads for the bathroom. 

A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. 

A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. 
Gary goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells, "You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!" 


"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!" 


Gary opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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William Feela
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HMMMM, I would have to stop drinking at that point I do believe|!

June 30, 2011 10:55 PM
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Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations

Karen, is this the male version of your waxing joke from last month.

Both of them out me in pain.

 

Thanks for sharing.

July 01, 2011 10:58 AM
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Karen Burket
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

Hi Ted!  Glad you enjoyed.  OUCH is right!  lol 

Bill...with any luck, maybe he won't remember!  lol 

LOL Scott......that waxing story is a hoot.  I close my knees just thinking about it!  lol   You are most welcome  :)

July 01, 2011 12:47 PM
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Talk about being on a roll. Just catching up on the comedy page this week and IM about to split a side. Great jokes this week! ( J )

July 01, 2011 04:02 PM
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Karen Burket
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

Thanks (J)!  I'll keep 'em coming!  lol  Have a great weekend! 

July 01, 2011 04:08 PM
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