A drunk goes to the bathroom.......

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank

A drunk gets up from the bar stool at Zaveral's and heads for the bathroom. 

A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. 

A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. 
Gary goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells, "You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!" 


"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!" 


Gary opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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Jennifer Chiongbian
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Ha! Ha! Ha!  That was way too funny!  Definitely got a good roll out of that one!

June 30, 2011 01:44 PM #1
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Ronald DiLalla
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WOW  watch out  for those mop buckekts ..they'll get you everytime...

June 30, 2011 01:45 PM #2
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Morning Jennifer!  Glad that made you laugh.  Laughter is good for you!  Have a great day. 

Ronald....I'm just providing this information as a public safety message!  lol.  Thanks for the visit!  :)

June 30, 2011 01:58 PM #3
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Richard Weeks
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Karen,

That is pretty funny.  Thanks for sharing.  I might need to pass this one on to some friends.

June 30, 2011 02:11 PM #4
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Jason Frey
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Just another friendly PSA from Karen!  Thanks for the laugh.

June 30, 2011 02:13 PM #5
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hi Richard.  Glad you enjoyed that one.  I hope your friends do too!  Have a laughter filled day!  :-)

Jason, I'm all about keeping my AR community INFORMED!  lol   ;-)    Glad I could provide a chuckle!  

June 30, 2011 02:23 PM #6
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Jim Patton
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Very funny Karen.  Thanks for the laugh.

June 30, 2011 02:25 PM #7
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
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Afternoon, Jim!  You are most welcome!  Have a laughter filled day!  :)

June 30, 2011 02:51 PM #8
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Ted Tyrrell
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Karen, this is a good one. thanks for the mid week laugh. Ouch!

June 30, 2011 09:12 PM #9
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William Feela
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HMMMM, I would have to stop drinking at that point I do believe|!

June 30, 2011 10:55 PM #10
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Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

Karen, is this the male version of your waxing joke from last month.

Both of them out me in pain.

 

Thanks for sharing.

July 01, 2011 10:58 AM #11
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Karen Burket
Bank of Oregon a division of Willamette Valley Bank - Medford, OR
Valley Mortgage Grou, Conventional, FHA, VA, mortgages

Hi Ted!  Glad you enjoyed.  OUCH is right!  lol 

Bill...with any luck, maybe he won't remember!  lol 

LOL Scott......that waxing story is a hoot.  I close my knees just thinking about it!  lol   You are most welcome  :)

July 01, 2011 12:47 PM #12
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Talk about being on a roll. Just catching up on the comedy page this week and IM about to split a side. Great jokes this week! ( J )

July 01, 2011 04:02 PM #13
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Karen Burket
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Thanks (J)!  I'll keep 'em coming!  lol  Have a great weekend! 

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