Spread the Stupidity

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Wise Custom Realty PB00068179

 

 

 

Spread the Stupidity

 Only  in    America  .......do drugstores make  the sick walk all the way to the back of the  store to get their prescriptions while healthy  people can buy cigarettes at the  front.

 


Only  in    America  ......do people order double  cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet  coke.

 


Only  in     America ......do  banks leave vault doors open and then chain the  pens to the counters.

 


Only  in     America ......do  we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the  driveway and put our useless junk in the  garage.

 


Only  in     America ......do  we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in  packages of eight.

 


Only  in     America ......do  they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille  lettering.

 


EVER  WONDER....

Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our  skin?

 


Why  can't women put  on mascara with their mouth  closed?

 


Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

 


Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long  word?

 


Why  is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'?

 


Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and  dishwashing liquid made with real  lemons?

 


Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

 


Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic  called rush  hour?

 


Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat  food?

 


Why  didn't Noah swat those two  mosquitoes?

 


Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?

 


You  know that indestructible black box that is used  on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole  plane out of that stuff?!

 


Why  don't sheep shrink when it  rains?

 


Why  are they called apartments when they are all  stuck together?

 


I  like this one!!!
If  con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the  opposite of progress?

 


If  flying is so safe, why  do they call the airport the  terminal?

 


Now  that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn  to spread the stupidity and send this to someone  you want to bring a smile to (maybe even  a chuckle)...in other words, send it to  everyone. We all need to smile  every once in a while.

**Have  A Great Day** 

 

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Rainmaker
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Mike Cooper
Winchester Real Estate Sales, Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
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Cute, James.  Always nice to stop and go, "Hmmm?"  Thanks for posting and I had few like the diet coke on zing me!  8-)

Jul 05, 2011 07:38 AM #1
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning James. Where do you find this stuff> Do you write it yourself? I did laugh out loud with some of these things. You have a good day.

Jul 05, 2011 07:40 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor Based in Jax Beach, FL

James - some very good ones, love the lemon juice one myself!

Jul 05, 2011 07:51 AM #3
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Jon Rudolph
I.D. Property Inspections, Inc. - Loveland, CO
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Great James, thanks for sharing.   Please let us know if you get any answers to those questions.

Have a great day.

Jul 05, 2011 07:53 AM #4
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Teresa Tedder
Carolina Realty of Wilkes Inc - Wilkesboro, NC

that is so funny........

Jul 05, 2011 07:57 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi James,

Good ones.

Why doe's "sour creme" have an expiration date?

Clint McKie

Jul 05, 2011 08:20 AM #6
Rainmaker
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Richard Weeks
Waller Group - Dallas, TX
Realtor, Associate Broker - Manager Business Development

James,

Once again you have started my day off with a smile.  Thanks for sharing.

Jul 05, 2011 08:21 AM #7
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Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Great stuff James.  I will be sure to pass these on.

Jul 05, 2011 08:33 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Laura Gray
RE/MAX Realty Group - Gaithersburg, MD

James

Thank You for the out loud laugh today ! Great way to get the juices flowing 

Jul 05, 2011 08:38 AM #9
Rainmaker
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John Handschuh
RE/MAX Action Realty - Horsham, PA
Realtor ABR SRES, Horsham Real Estate

James,

Great list of laughs. Keeps the mind pondering.

 

Make it a great day !!

Jul 05, 2011 08:58 AM #10
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Kathy Burke
Sensational Home Staging~~Danville, CA - Danville, CA
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Nice list....I'm the one with the expensive car in the driveway and lots of "stuff" in my garage...LOL!  That's what home staging has turned my garage into....storage!!

Jul 05, 2011 10:18 AM #11
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Marco Giancola
Douglas Elliman Real Estate - Miami Beach, FL
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Aren't we just an amazing lot! James thanks for my daily laugh

Jul 05, 2011 11:54 AM #12
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Conrad Allen
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Hi James - Stupid is as stupid does.  It is amazing how stupid we can act.

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