Okay, I know, you have been wondering what is taking me so long to pay up on my debt! But for such a special guy, I need to give this careful thought. What gift am I going to give you? When the Phillies lose a series, it takes a special hat to pay off that friendly wager.
Now, am I going to give that special lucky green hat or the more traditional red hat. It is a hard decision, especially for a guy like Todd Clark. Just the right hat for him to wear proudly knowing his Mariners had beat my beloved Phillies.
Once I made this difficult decision, someone did not want to give it up. It was so hard to part with. But my friend, Todd, it is in the mail. I promise! I promise! The hat that is, the cat stays with us!
Wear it proudly!