BREAKING NEWS!!!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Wise Custom Realty PB00068179

 

BREAKING  NEWS!!

To save the economy, in August 2011, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!!



Well....   someone sent it to me...
and I ain’t going alone!

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Rainmaker
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Bernadine Hunter, SFR, ACRE
Keller Williams Greater Columbus Realty - Reynoldsburg, OH
"Finding Solution to Your Real Estate Needs"

Yeah, I received this in an email yesterday. Very funny!

August 11, 2011 06:29 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Wallace S. Gibson, CPM
Gibson Management Group, Ltd. - Charlottesville, VA
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James * in the mid-70s I lived in Hawaii and when my mother called me at work, the loudspeaker called my name and told me I had a phone call from AMERICA....IF it was not a part of America, I'd go BACK in a NY minute!

No clothes allowance, food grows on trees and it is ALMOST always SUNNY!

August 11, 2011 06:32 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor Based in Jax Beach, FL

James - it might actully be a good thing!  Cost of living lower, you could live like a king!

August 11, 2011 06:34 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - I guess deportation is better than dying.

August 11, 2011 06:48 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Ellie Shorb
Coldwell Banker, Ellie@CBmove.com - Chevy Chase, MD
CRS, Realtor DC, MD & VA Luxury Home Expert

Where are they taking us? If it is Fiji, Bali, Belize.... count me in! So funny. I guess we really will have to try our best to find the humor in this economic situation wherever we can. Thanks for the laugh.

August 11, 2011 06:57 AM #5
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Fernando Herboso - Broker for Maxus Realty Group
Maxus Realty Group - Broker 301-246-0001 - Gaithersburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

Australia sounds good for me. . and the beaches. . wow!

August 11, 2011 06:59 AM #6
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Wayne Martin
Michael Saunders & Company - Sarasota, FL
Sales Manager - New Homes & Condominiums Division

Sad to think that deportation takes our money offshore and the people receiving it are someplace with a lower cost of living. I'm not running, I'm liing up! Are you sure you trust the boys in Congress to send you your money?

August 11, 2011 07:02 AM #7
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Michael Thornton
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspector - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.0297

Good morning, James. I kinda liked the robot one too. I reckon all us old farts need to pedal, push or hobble somewhere... 

August 11, 2011 07:03 AM #8
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Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James....I wondered where Clint went....LOL ..........Thanks for the laugh!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Go Vols!

August 11, 2011 07:55 AM #9
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David Popoff
DMK Real Estate & Property Mgmt - Darien, CT
Realtor & Property Manager, Fairfield County, Ct.

LOL, with what is going on in DC , I would not be surprised they say something like this!

August 11, 2011 08:23 AM #10
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Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. I am now looking forward to your daily posts. This is a good one. Have a great day.

August 11, 2011 08:27 AM #11
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Paula McDonald
Chevaux Group, PLLC - The Woodlands, TX
CHEVAUX Group ~ The Woodlands, TX 936-203-0279

Hey, I would be all for a deportation to a sunny island somewhere!

August 11, 2011 08:28 AM #12
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Looks like the "boat" will be full many times over. Is that my "draft card" in the mail?

Have a great day my friend,

Clint Mckie

 

August 11, 2011 08:31 AM #13
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Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Good stuff James, but why give Washington any ideas.  they never would have come up with this on their own.

August 11, 2011 08:37 AM #14
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Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
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Good morning James.

I am ready to be deported to Bali, or any other beautiful island...

Happy retirement.

August 11, 2011 09:16 AM #15
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Dawn A Fabiszak
Keller Williams Real Estate ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

James ~ that is funny but at the same time scary, especially if Big Brother thinks this may work!

August 11, 2011 01:51 PM #16
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Kathy Burke
Sensational Home Staging~~Danville, CA - Danville, CA
S.F. East Bay Home Staging

I'm with you...they won't take me!!!!

August 11, 2011 11:49 PM #17
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