If short sales were...

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate One

Jeff Foxworthy does a comedy routine with the theme “You might be a redneck if…” He does line after humorous line about things that could indicate that you’re a redneck. I thought that we could do the same thing here about short sales. The theme I chose is, “If shorts sales were …” and you can add the rest.

 

To start things off, I’ve come up with a few myself.

 

If short sales were a novel they’d be written by Joseph Heller.

 

If short sales were a play they’d be written by Samuel Beckett.

 

If short sales were a movie they’d be written by Mel Brooks and he would be playing the part of the bank’s negotiator.

 

If short sales were in Oz, the negotiator would be the man behind the curtain.

 

If short sale were…

 

Let’s see what the creative energy of over 100,000 Realtors can come up with today.

 

Like a game of dominoes, if you see the opportunity to start an entirely new theme riff in  a different direction, go for it. Things that come to mnd…

 

Shot sales are so slow…

 

Or

 

Short sales are so ugly…

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 Norm Werner

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Fred Hernden
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If short sales were really that... it wouldn't take so long to complete the deal!!

Aug 18, 2011 08:36 AM #1
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Yudi Sobharam
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if short sales were short I'd be rich.

If short sales were short we'd be out of this real estate depression

 

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