Bad Pun Day

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Wise Custom Realty PB00068179

 

BAD PUN

Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”

 

My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me.  I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he said and shook my head as though I understood what he was telling me.  Truth is, I have no idea what he’s talking about.  Sure hope he doesn’t need any help.

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Rainmaker
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Laura S. Baker
First Weber Group - Lake Mills, WI
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Ba da dump,... cricket,...cricket,...

 

Sep 08, 2011 07:34 AM #1
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Marcia Kramarz
Re/Max Executive Realty - Medway, MA
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You're right - Bad PUN DAY for sure !   But still a bit of a smile rising....

Sep 08, 2011 07:38 AM #2
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James Dray
Wise Custom Realty - Bentonville, AR
AR., MO., or OK. I can find the home for you.

Everybody has them  but I don't think I'll post another one...

Sep 08, 2011 07:40 AM #3
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Diane Grady
Coldwell Banker Premier Properties Saint Augustine, Florida - Saint Augustine, FL

I loved it! So cute and loved the pun. Do more!!! That was very funny!

Sep 08, 2011 07:44 AM #4
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Gail C. Harris
Resource Network, LLC SFR, AHWD, ACRE, SMAR Board Director - Chesapeake Beach, MD
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Nice day to make all of us smile.  It is funny...gave me a chuckle.  :0) Gail

Sep 08, 2011 07:49 AM #5
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Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning James. A great little pun, and I enjoyed it. As for your grandson, I suspect he will catch on sooner than later. Have a good day.

Sep 08, 2011 08:38 AM #6
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Paula McDonald
Chevaux Group, PLLC - The Woodlands, TX
CHEVAUX Group ~ The Woodlands, TX 936-203-0279

Very puny.  I am a punster despite the groans from my family and friends.

Sep 08, 2011 08:57 AM #7
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Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

James that was so bad it could have been one of my jokes.

Sep 08, 2011 09:30 AM #8
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Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind
KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate - Tucson, AZ
Broker/Owner

HI JAMES!  I started doing the nodding head thing and pretending to understand when my daughter tried to explain her 5th grade math!  I wonder if I can keep this up through my grand kids too!??

Sep 08, 2011 09:33 AM #9
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Wayne Martin
Michael Saunders & Company - Sarasota, FL
Sales Manager - New Homes & Condominiums Division

Saw what was coming and kept on reading. Shame on me. Very funny! Enjoy your day!

Sep 08, 2011 02:30 PM #10
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Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
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Hi James.

A little late response on this busy day...

Hope your day was great.

Sep 08, 2011 02:57 PM #11
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Michael Thornton
RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN
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Good evening, James. I have to echo comment #1.... 

Sep 08, 2011 05:18 PM #12
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Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Ha funny! Thanks for the laugh!

 

-Michael

Sep 08, 2011 06:39 PM #13
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