Bad Pun Day

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Wise Custom Realty

 

BAD PUN

Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”

 

My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me.  I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he said and shook my head as though I understood what he was telling me.  Truth is, I have no idea what he’s talking about.  Sure hope he doesn’t need any help.

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Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind
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HI JAMES!  I started doing the nodding head thing and pretending to understand when my daughter tried to explain her 5th grade math!  I wonder if I can keep this up through my grand kids too!??

September 08, 2011 09:33 AM
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Wayne Martin
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Saw what was coming and kept on reading. Shame on me. Very funny! Enjoy your day!

September 08, 2011 02:30 PM
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Joshua Zargari
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Hi James.

A little late response on this busy day...

Hope your day was great.

September 08, 2011 02:57 PM
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Michael Thornton
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Good evening, James. I have to echo comment #1.... 

September 08, 2011 05:18 PM
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Michael A. Caruso
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Ha funny! Thanks for the laugh!

 

-Michael

September 08, 2011 06:39 PM
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