Bad Pun Day

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Wise Custom Realty

 

BAD PUN

Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”

 

My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me.  I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he said and shook my head as though I understood what he was telling me.  Truth is, I have no idea what he’s talking about.  Sure hope he doesn’t need any help.

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Rainer
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Laura S. Baker
Realtor, (920) 728-4118, First Weber Group
First Weber Group

Ba da dump,... cricket,...cricket,...

 

September 08, 2011 07:34 AM
Rainmaker
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Marcia Kramarz
CDPE,LMC,CBR
Re/Max Executive Realty

You're right - Bad PUN DAY for sure !   But still a bit of a smile rising....

September 08, 2011 07:38 AM
Rainmaker
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James Dray
AR., MO., or OK. I can find the home for you.
Wise Custom Realty

Everybody has them  but I don't think I'll post another one...

September 08, 2011 07:40 AM
Rainmaker
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Diane Grady
Coldwell Banker Premier Properties Saint Augustine, Florida

I loved it! So cute and loved the pun. Do more!!! That was very funny!

September 08, 2011 07:44 AM
Rainmaker
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Gail C. Harris
Reach the BEACH with Gail C. Harris (cell: 703.868
Resource Network, LLC SFR, AHWD, ACRE, SMAR Board Director

Nice day to make all of us smile.  It is funny...gave me a chuckle.  :0) Gail

September 08, 2011 07:49 AM
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Sheila Anderson
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133
Referral Group Incorporated

Good morning James. A great little pun, and I enjoyed it. As for your grandson, I suspect he will catch on sooner than later. Have a good day.

September 08, 2011 08:38 AM
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Paula McDonald
CHEVAUX Group ~ The Woodlands, TX 936-203-0279
Chevaux Group, PLLC

Very puny.  I am a punster despite the groans from my family and friends.

September 08, 2011 08:57 AM
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
Re/Max Professional Associates

James that was so bad it could have been one of my jokes.

September 08, 2011 09:30 AM
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Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind
Broker/Owner
KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate

HI JAMES!  I started doing the nodding head thing and pretending to understand when my daughter tried to explain her 5th grade math!  I wonder if I can keep this up through my grand kids too!??

September 08, 2011 09:33 AM
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Wayne Martin
Sales Manager - New Homes & Condominiums Division
Michael Saunders & Company

Saw what was coming and kept on reading. Shame on me. Very funny! Enjoy your day!

September 08, 2011 02:30 PM
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Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating

Hi James.

A little late response on this busy day...

Hope your day was great.

September 08, 2011 02:57 PM
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Michael Thornton
Nashville Area - Photography & Videography
RadnorLake Video

Good evening, James. I have to echo comment #1.... 

September 08, 2011 05:18 PM
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Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties

Ha funny! Thanks for the laugh!

 

-Michael

September 08, 2011 06:39 PM
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