Friday Funnies... How to Impress a Lady

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Real Estate Agent with Alameda County - San Leandro, CA.


Advice to an old guy... An absolute heart-breaker.
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...


He asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"


The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

 
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