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Real Estate Broker Owner with New Paradigm Partners LLC EB #1326335

Unhappy SubscriberI am in receipt of your complaint.

Please accept my humble apologies for the boring content of my blog lately. As it is, more or less, the beginning of the month, I must satisfy the demands of the marketplace by posting monthly market reports and getting Google to notice how relevant and timely is the information I am strewing across cyberspace for all eternity. If I am able to impress Google with my offerings, I will be rewarded with preferential placement in Google searches, resulting in many people buying houses from me. I will become fabulously wealthy and the envy of all my peers. I will drive a fancy car and eat in fine restaurants. My words and actions will be noticed and remarked upon. I will be famous.

Thus, your demands for cheap entertainment pale in comparison to the rewards promised by my dedication to the admittedly crass goal of amassing Google juice. However, I hear your plea and I am not insensitive to your needs. Very soon now, I will run out of cities and neighborhoods which require my attention, at least for the remainder of this month. I will then be forced to write of other, less worthy topics that you might find more engaging. Until then, I appreciate your patience and your support.

And for you freaks that actually like to read market reports - don't worry, we'll be back with lots more in early October.

Thanks to you all for subscribing!

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Mary & Dick

Mary & Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC
2601 S. Lemay Ave. #41
Fort Collins, CO 80525
970-689-4663
www.maryanddick.com

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LOL -  I write my fair share of market reports, but I too try to find something a little interesting after making Google happy.

September 19, 2011 11:24 PM
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Hi Dick,
This is a fun blog....
Keeping Google happy keeps us happy as well.
Have a wonderful week!

 

September 19, 2011 11:41 PM
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Dick -  I am sorry to see you move to the dark side and write posts that are funny, lively, full of insight, wit and sarcasm. PLEASE dont ever leave the market reports I LOVE THEM!

 

LMAO

 

Peace my friend

September 20, 2011 12:51 AM
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Hi Dick,

Very funny.  Makes those market reports all the more tolerable when they enjoy the personality behind them.  Nice job!

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