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Funny Ads

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

 

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Rainmaker
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Centennial, CO
Where There's a Will, There's a WAY!

Kristin,  A dollar a hour for a adult teenager to babysit, now that is a old one maybe in the 60's

Nov 11, 2011 10:07 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Yup...no way would most do it at that price Will!

Nov 11, 2011 10:09 AM #2
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Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist

 

Kristin,  Laughter is the best medicine.  It is so good for the soul.  The one about the quilted high chair just does not make any sense at all!

 

Nov 11, 2011 10:09 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Yup, I know Kathleen...doesn't anyone proof read?  LOL

Nov 11, 2011 10:11 AM #4
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Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC, e-PRO

Kristin

You made my Friday, funny ad's.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Nov 11, 2011 10:59 AM #5
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Marco Giancola
Douglas Elliman Real Estate - Miami Beach, FL
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida

Hi and happy 11/11/11-Kristin those were some funny ads!

Nov 11, 2011 11:12 AM #6
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Glad to hear it Lou!

marco, same to you!!

Nov 11, 2011 11:23 AM #7
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Ruth Jacobs
Quantum One Realty - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
North Palm Beach, Real Estate Specialist, CDPE, SF

I love reading these, very funny, Happy Friday!

Nov 11, 2011 11:45 AM #8
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Cindy Edwards
RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee - 423-677-6677

Kristin,

I love to laugh!  THANKS for the giggles.

Nov 11, 2011 11:50 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

I am glad to hear it Ruth!

Cindy, you are most welcome!

Nov 11, 2011 12:05 PM #10
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Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - West Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Kristin, I sold our encyclopedia set a long time ago.  ^_~  (I am sure you don't need one having a HTH!)

Nov 11, 2011 01:45 PM #11
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

You are right Bruce, he knows everything lOL!!

Nov 11, 2011 01:52 PM #12
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Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Well it worked, you made me laugh MM...............good stuff...............love the braille dictionary, must see to appreciate, hysterical!

Nov 11, 2011 02:22 PM #13
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Jeanne M. Gavish
Jeanne Gavish, Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners - Spring Hill, FL
Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners - CIPS,GRI,S

That was great fun to read!  When my husband was in college many years ago, I would spend time in the college library.  they had many years of old newspapers on file.  I used to read the classifieds, and was amazed at what people used to get away with before we became politically correct.  It was funny though and reminded me of some of your ads.

 

Nov 11, 2011 02:35 PM #14
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Then it was a success Roger :-)

Jeanne, funny, I know what you mean...:-)

Nov 11, 2011 03:00 PM #15
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Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Laughter is definitely the best medicine and I could use an extra dose today! Thank you Kristin!

Nov 11, 2011 04:24 PM #16
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
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I hope you get more than one dose of laughter the rest of the day then Craig!!

Nov 11, 2011 04:28 PM #17
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