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Funny Ads

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

 

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Roger D. Mucci
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Well it worked, you made me laugh MM...............good stuff...............love the braille dictionary, must see to appreciate, hysterical!

November 11, 2011 02:22 PM
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Jeanne M. Gavish
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Jeanne Gavish, Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners

That was great fun to read!  When my husband was in college many years ago, I would spend time in the college library.  they had many years of old newspapers on file.  I used to read the classifieds, and was amazed at what people used to get away with before we became politically correct.  It was funny though and reminded me of some of your ads.

 

November 11, 2011 02:35 PM
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

Then it was a success Roger :-)

Jeanne, funny, I know what you mean...:-)

November 11, 2011 03:00 PM
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Craig Rutman
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor
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Laughter is definitely the best medicine and I could use an extra dose today! Thank you Kristin!

November 11, 2011 04:24 PM
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
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RE/MAX Realty Center

I hope you get more than one dose of laughter the rest of the day then Craig!!

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