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Funny Ads

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

 

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Rainmaker
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Will Hamm
Where There's a Will, There's a WAY!
Hamm Homes

Kristin,  A dollar a hour for a adult teenager to babysit, now that is a old one maybe in the 60's

November 11, 2011 10:07 AM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

Yup...no way would most do it at that price Will!

November 11, 2011 10:09 AM
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Kathleen Daniels
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822

 

Kristin,  Laughter is the best medicine.  It is so good for the soul.  The one about the quilted high chair just does not make any sense at all!

 

November 11, 2011 10:09 AM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

Yup, I know Kathleen...doesn't anyone proof read?  LOL

November 11, 2011 10:11 AM
Rainmaker
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Lou Ludwig
CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC, e-PRO
Ludwig & Associates

Kristin

You made my Friday, funny ad's.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

November 11, 2011 10:59 AM
Rainmaker
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Marco Giancola
Realtor (305)608-1922, Miami Beach Florida
Majestic Properties

Hi and happy 11/11/11-Kristin those were some funny ads!

November 11, 2011 11:12 AM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

Glad to hear it Lou!

marco, same to you!!

November 11, 2011 11:23 AM
Rainmaker
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Ruth Jacobs
North Palm Beach, Real Estate Specialist, CDPE, SF
Quantum One Realty

I love reading these, very funny, Happy Friday!

November 11, 2011 11:45 AM
Rainmaker
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Cindy Edwards
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee - 423-677-6677
RE/MAX Checkmate

Kristin,

I love to laugh!  THANKS for the giggles.

November 11, 2011 11:50 AM
Rainmaker
1,331,802
Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

I am glad to hear it Ruth!

Cindy, you are most welcome!

November 11, 2011 12:05 PM
Rainmaker
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Sharon & Bruce Walter
West Lafayette homes for sale
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN

Kristin, I sold our encyclopedia set a long time ago.  ^_~  (I am sure you don't need one having a HTH!)

November 11, 2011 01:45 PM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

You are right Bruce, he knows everything lOL!!

November 11, 2011 01:52 PM
Rainmaker
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Roger D. Mucci
Lets shake things up at your home today!
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092

Well it worked, you made me laugh MM...............good stuff...............love the braille dictionary, must see to appreciate, hysterical!

November 11, 2011 02:22 PM
Rainmaker
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Jeanne M. Gavish
Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners - CIPS,GRI,S
Jeanne Gavish, Keller Williams Realty Elite Partners

That was great fun to read!  When my husband was in college many years ago, I would spend time in the college library.  they had many years of old newspapers on file.  I used to read the classifieds, and was amazed at what people used to get away with before we became politically correct.  It was funny though and reminded me of some of your ads.

 

November 11, 2011 02:35 PM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent
RE/MAX Realty Center

Then it was a success Roger :-)

Jeanne, funny, I know what you mean...:-)

November 11, 2011 03:00 PM
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Craig Rutman
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor
Helping people in transition

Laughter is definitely the best medicine and I could use an extra dose today! Thank you Kristin!

November 11, 2011 04:24 PM
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
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RE/MAX Realty Center

I hope you get more than one dose of laughter the rest of the day then Craig!!

November 11, 2011 04:28 PM
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