Tuesday Reflections from my Back Porch—What happened to “REALTOR®” Teresa’s Face?

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Back PorchA warm (39ºF), foggy, North Star State morning greeted me today as I stepped out on to the porch. I can linger a bit, and savor the warmth of my (china, not stoneware) mug of Kona blend coffee (I purchased a whole 1# bag, so I will have it for a while—good stuff, Maynard!).

I spent the day yesterday knocking about with that old, retired Army sergeant-major, Carl—he’s a hoot to hang with! But some of what we experienced will constitute a whole post for another day (this is called a “teaser”—“story at 11”).

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO “REALTOR®” TERESA’S FACE?

50%, or more, of her face is missing! It’s gone!

I know we’ve kept close track of all our renegade ploughshares, so that’s not the problem.

Was she imitating Kristal Kraft? Maybe—imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.

Or—could it be something more ominous—a sneaky virus that is beginning to infect AR, beginning with kk, and now has spread to “R®” Teresa?

Naw—that can’t be it!

Jay's new face?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can it? NOOOOOO!!!

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Rainmaker
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate

Jay,  I inject my coffee.  No sipping necessary.

 

 

Dec 12, 2006 07:05 AM #6
Rainmaker
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate

Hows this....the evolution of Jay and Merton

 

Dec 12, 2006 07:06 AM #7
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Kristal Kraft
The Berkshire Group Realtors - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022

You guys are lookin' better to me everyday!

kk

Dec 12, 2006 07:28 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.. or aunt. I think someone's gotta file a crime report re: the missing facial parts on Active Rain.
Dec 12, 2006 07:48 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate

Jack got 1/2 Jacked too!

 

   

Dec 12, 2006 07:53 AM #10
Rainer
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Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons - Saint Paul, MN

Chris:

  1. Injecting Coffee? Well, without a mouth, I suspect it’s necessary.
  2. Ummmm, interesting. Evolution of Jay & Merton—they’re both me. The other guy is Medford Ambrose. I know it’s a little confusing. Medford doesn’t write all that often, when he does—it’s usually at my expense. Love the graphic work, ‘though s’been years since I’ve been that trim.
  3. Aww poor Jack—I’m just sick that he’s been affected by this phenomenon!

Thanks Chris, for all your visits today!

Kristal: Oh sure, you would think that! Maybe you caused all this havoc—hmmm?

Maureen M: Or file a report with the Centers for Disease Control—this thing is growning!

Jay.
Dec 12, 2006 02:48 PM #11
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Chris Griffith
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I think "Merton" called me Chris Gilbert the other day, we're even. 

Dec 12, 2006 02:51 PM #12
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate

This virus makes me sick to my stomach.  I was only able to eat half my breakfast.

 

(Oaxaca - Sedona, AZ)

Dec 12, 2006 02:53 PM #13
Rainer
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Ohhhhhhh Noooooo!

Med & Jay Pie Faces

 

 

 

 

 

Jay & Medford

Dec 12, 2006 03:13 PM #14
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Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate

Porky Pumpkin goes to MNThis must be a west of the Mississippi virus because this fine Ohio pumpkin had a full face when I sent it to Minnesota to compete earlier this year.

It was a Porky Pig Pumpkin.

Dec 12, 2006 03:16 PM #15
Rainer
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Chris: No you're AHEAD! Hey, what happened to my face? Oh, may I say this about that breakfast? "Eiuuu!"

Medford 

Dec 12, 2006 03:23 PM #16
Rainer
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Maureen M: Now it's attacking dead fruit? Has it no taste?

Medford 

Dec 12, 2006 03:26 PM #17
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Teresa Boardman
Saint Paul Home Realty - Saint Paul, MN
 I am only leaving this here because Craig Schiller made it, I think because he can, and emailed it to me last night.  I think it is hideous!  . . . but some how now as bizzar as Maureen's pumpkin.
Dec 12, 2006 03:32 PM #18
Rainmaker
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Jeepers!  I think that's Marc Blasi's chic!
Dec 12, 2006 03:39 PM #19
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Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
I was thinking of merging my pumpkin to Teresa... but I am no Craig Shiller....
Dec 12, 2006 03:52 PM #20
Rainer
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Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
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OK folks, this situation IS really deteriorating!

 Red Nose

 

 

 

 

 

 

Medford & Jay 

Dec 12, 2006 03:56 PM #21
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Chris Griffith
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Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Now if you can just get her to eat the other half of that cheese covered breakfast wrap.  (by the way, it's the breakfast of champions, Jay Merton)
Dec 12, 2006 04:02 PM #22
Rainer
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Chris: That combination of Kristal & Teresa probably speaks out of both sides of hers mouths saying different things at the same time. Regarding the cheese-covered breakfast wrap, uuumm—it’s all purpley and stuff.

Jay (Medford went home to look for the rest of his face)

Dec 12, 2006 04:16 PM #23
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Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc - Eustis, FL

Chris... you better watch out.  Blasi is in deep thought on how to get you back for that comment.  I can only imagine what it will be.  If he sends it to you in email, you will have to let me know.

Jay,

Did Medford find his face or are we now going to have to refer to him as the Phantom of the AR?

Dec 12, 2006 10:18 PM #24
Rainer
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Jason: I dunno, perhaps I’ll find out at the coffee shop—if he shows his fa--.

Jay.

Dec 13, 2006 03:16 AM #25
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