Tuesday Reflections from my Back Porch—What happened to “REALTOR®” Teresa’s Face?

By
Services for Real Estate Pros with Noted Curmudgeons

Back PorchA warm (39ºF), foggy, North Star State morning greeted me today as I stepped out on to the porch. I can linger a bit, and savor the warmth of my (china, not stoneware) mug of Kona blend coffee (I purchased a whole 1# bag, so I will have it for a while—good stuff, Maynard!).

I spent the day yesterday knocking about with that old, retired Army sergeant-major, Carl—he’s a hoot to hang with! But some of what we experienced will constitute a whole post for another day (this is called a “teaser”—“story at 11”).

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO “REALTOR®” TERESA’S FACE?

50%, or more, of her face is missing! It’s gone!

I know we’ve kept close track of all our renegade ploughshares, so that’s not the problem.

Was she imitating Kristal Kraft? Maybe—imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.

Or—could it be something more ominous—a sneaky virus that is beginning to infect AR, beginning with kk, and now has spread to “R®” Teresa?

Naw—that can’t be it!

Jay's new face?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can it? NOOOOOO!!!

close

This entry hasn't been re-blogged:

Re-Blogged By Re-Blogged At
Spam prevention

Accessibility option: listen to a question and answer it!

To submit the form,
drag the scissors to the circle on the side.

Type below the answer to what you hear. Numbers or words, lowercase:

Tags:
reflections from the back porch
food for thought
humor
blogs
blog posts
blog comments
missing faces

Comments 25 New Comment

Anonymous
Post a Comment
Spam prevention

Accessibility option: listen to a question and answer it!

To submit the form,
drag the scissors to the circle on the side.

Type below the answer to what you hear. Numbers or words, lowercase:

Show All Comments
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL

Jay,  I inject my coffee.  No sipping necessary.

 

 

December 12, 2006 07:05 AM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL

Hows this....the evolution of Jay and Merton

 

December 12, 2006 07:06 AM
Ambassador
649,653
Kristal Kraft
Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022
The Berkshire Group Realtors

You guys are lookin' better to me everyday!

kk

December 12, 2006 07:28 AM
Rainmaker
1,390,244
Maureen McCabe
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
HER Realtors
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.. or aunt. I think someone's gotta file a crime report re: the missing facial parts on Active Rain.
December 12, 2006 07:48 AM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL

Jack got 1/2 Jacked too!

 

   

December 12, 2006 07:53 AM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Chris:

  1. Injecting Coffee? Well, without a mouth, I suspect it’s necessary.
  2. Ummmm, interesting. Evolution of Jay & Merton—they’re both me. The other guy is Medford Ambrose. I know it’s a little confusing. Medford doesn’t write all that often, when he does—it’s usually at my expense. Love the graphic work, ‘though s’been years since I’ve been that trim.
  3. Aww poor Jack—I’m just sick that he’s been affected by this phenomenon!

Thanks Chris, for all your visits today!

Kristal: Oh sure, you would think that! Maybe you caused all this havoc—hmmm?

Maureen M: Or file a report with the Centers for Disease Control—this thing is growning!

Jay.
December 12, 2006 02:48 PM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL

I think "Merton" called me Chris Gilbert the other day, we're even. 

December 12, 2006 02:51 PM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL

This virus makes me sick to my stomach.  I was only able to eat half my breakfast.

 

(Oaxaca - Sedona, AZ)

December 12, 2006 02:53 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Ohhhhhhh Noooooo!

Med & Jay Pie Faces

 

 

 

 

 

Jay & Medford

December 12, 2006 03:13 PM
Rainmaker
1,390,244
Maureen McCabe
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
HER Realtors

Porky Pumpkin goes to MNThis must be a west of the Mississippi virus because this fine Ohio pumpkin had a full face when I sent it to Minnesota to compete earlier this year.

It was a Porky Pig Pumpkin.

December 12, 2006 03:16 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Chris: No you're AHEAD! Hey, what happened to my face? Oh, may I say this about that breakfast? "Eiuuu!"

Medford 

December 12, 2006 03:23 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Maureen M: Now it's attacking dead fruit? Has it no taste?

Medford 

December 12, 2006 03:26 PM
Rainer
261,894
Teresa Boardman
Saint Paul Home Realty
 I am only leaving this here because Craig Schiller made it, I think because he can, and emailed it to me last night.  I think it is hideous!  . . . but some how now as bizzar as Maureen's pumpkin.
December 12, 2006 03:32 PM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL
Jeepers!  I think that's Marc Blasi's chic!
December 12, 2006 03:39 PM
Rainmaker
1,390,244
Maureen McCabe
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
HER Realtors
I was thinking of merging my pumpkin to Teresa... but I am no Craig Shiller....
December 12, 2006 03:52 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

OK folks, this situation IS really deteriorating!

 Red Nose

 

 

 

 

 

 

Medford & Jay 

December 12, 2006 03:56 PM
Rainmaker
484,689
Chris Griffith
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL
Now if you can just get her to eat the other half of that cheese covered breakfast wrap.  (by the way, it's the breakfast of champions, Jay Merton)
December 12, 2006 04:02 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Chris: That combination of Kristal & Teresa probably speaks out of both sides of hers mouths saying different things at the same time. Regarding the cheese-covered breakfast wrap, uuumm—it’s all purpley and stuff.

Jay (Medford went home to look for the rest of his face)

December 12, 2006 04:16 PM
Rainer
95,641
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc

Chris... you better watch out.  Blasi is in deep thought on how to get you back for that comment.  I can only imagine what it will be.  If he sends it to you in email, you will have to let me know.

Jay,

Did Medford find his face or are we now going to have to refer to him as the Phantom of the AR?

December 12, 2006 10:18 PM
Rainer
132,658
Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons

Jason: I dunno, perhaps I’ll find out at the coffee shop—if he shows his fa--.

Jay.

December 13, 2006 03:16 AM
Anonymous
Post a Comment
Spam prevention

Accessibility option: listen to a question and answer it!

To submit the form,
drag the airplane to the circle on the side.

Type below the answer to what you hear. Numbers or words, lowercase:

Show All Comments
Rainer
132,658

Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers

Ask me a question
*
*
*
Spam prevention

Accessibility option: listen to a question and answer it!

To submit the form,
drag the robot to the circle on the side.

Type below the answer to what you hear. Numbers or words, lowercase: