A little humor to brighten your day

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Services for Real Estate Pros with R & D Art

It has been a while since I have shared any of these with you and I have had a few people ask if I was going to, so I decided to put one together this morning. I find that in our stressful business, we need to find laughter and I know that there are a few of us that post BLOGS similar to this to make people laugh.

Laughter is a healty thing. Laughter health benefits have been found to include everything from lowering your blood pressure and your chance of having a heart attack or stroke to increasing intelligence and your ability to process and retain information. Laughter is also a great stress management tool. Plus laughter is refreshing and exhilarating. So let's tune in on the laugh track and find out if laughter is the greatest medicine ever discovered. Or maybe it's all just a big joke.

So, make sure that today, you work on your health and find a joke of two to help you out. And once you get a healthy dose of laughter, then share some with your friends.

 

The Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.  The man, who was a priest, said. ' I am a Father.'  The little boy replied. 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'  The priest looked up from his book and answered. 'I am the Father of many.'  The boy said. 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way! The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book.  The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said: 'Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.

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Rainer
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Mehmet Met Dilsiz
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Danny

this was great..   I am still laughing and calling a friend to tell the joke, right now  :)

November 13, 2007 02:04 PM #25
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Shannon Lefevre
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Danny,  That's pretty good!  :)
November 13, 2007 02:06 PM #26
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Danny Thornton
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Met, glad that you enjoyed it. Don't laugh to hard.

Shannon, I aim to please.

November 13, 2007 02:33 PM #27
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Lisa Hill
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HAHAHA! But that sure would make it difficult to use the restroom!
November 13, 2007 05:48 PM #28
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Gary J. Rocks
Werner Realty - West Milford, NJ

Danny

That was very cute, I will have to tell my wife and then tomorrow will tell it to my priest, who I am sure will get a good chuckle out of it.

November 13, 2007 06:55 PM #29
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Cris Burlew
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Thanks for the laugh...kids are great! With those kind of responses, I agree with the kid :)
November 13, 2007 07:37 PM #30
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Cris Burlew
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Thanks for the laugh...kids are great! With those kind of responses, I agree with the kid :)
November 13, 2007 07:38 PM #31
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Lisa, I agree, would hate to be caught in that situation.

Gary, I am sure that he will.

Chris, you are right man. thanks for stopping by twice, lol....

November 13, 2007 08:34 PM #32
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Candy Henthorne
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Danny - That is too funny!  I hadn't heard that before and it cracked me up.  Thanks!
November 14, 2007 10:01 AM #33
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Candy, gld I could help you laugh. Hope that you are feeling better.
November 14, 2007 01:28 PM #34
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Karen Inch
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Too funny!!!
November 15, 2007 10:01 PM #35
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Karen, glad that you enjoyed it.
November 15, 2007 10:13 PM #36
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Peter Verlezza
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Very funny, I like a good joke espically after the beating that Yale took today from Harvard.

Have a great weekend

 

November 17, 2007 02:35 PM #37
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Danny Thornton
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Peter, glad you liked it. Thanks for stopping by.

November 17, 2007 03:06 PM #38
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Linda Reynolds
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LOL now that is just too funny, leave it to kids to be brutally honest.
November 17, 2007 07:43 PM #39
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Linda, if you want to get an honest answer, ask a child.
November 17, 2007 10:02 PM #40
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Todd & Danielle Millar
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The things that kids say - eerily astute! Thanks for a out loud guffaw.
November 20, 2007 02:01 AM #41
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Todd, my pleasure. have a safe Holiday season and I look forward to making you laugh again.
November 20, 2007 07:01 AM #42
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Brigita McKelvie
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
Rural & Horse Properties & Farms in Eastern PA
I loved it!  Kids seem to say the darndest things.  Thanks for sharing.
November 21, 2007 10:26 AM #43
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Brigita, actually I think that the kids say te most honest things that come to mind.
November 21, 2007 11:11 AM #44
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