"Bald touches" - Are Your Listing Remarks Missing by a Hair?

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

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Yes, it's Friday, and the Blooper Scooper is back. When you see some of the gaffes I found this week, you may want to shave your own head in protest. Check out these hysterical faux pas, friends:

Please tell me it’s a joke…

“Park at Kim’s Wart” ( Uh, not so fast - is there a hair growing out of it?)

“Blow-up sale” (Did this occur before or after you blew up your career?)”

“Electriiciity now on” (My gut says you tested the outlets with a fork.)

“Key hidden under matt” (I can only imagine where Matt’s keyhole is…)

“Dont hasittate” (Don’t drink Nyquil.)

Please tell me you don’t live in L.A

“Here it is – a buyer’s dram” (There it goes – an agent’s six-pack.)

“A correction of  statues”  (Is that when someone paints little panties on their bare, marble arses?)

“Canceleed – agent suck” (Who ever said introspection is overrated?)

“Lush on gate” (Wait for it...yep, lush just hit floor.)

“Bring the city into your home” (Like when the LAPD choppers circle overhead with their spotlights frying all living creatures?)

Okay, then just tell me you’re an only child…

“Private and ga”  (Uh, hello? Chest paddles, anyone? )

“Flos now finished” (You must be Flo…)

“Erotic plants” (Let me guess – they slither on poles?)

“Bald touches everywhere” (That’s what they say about Bruce Willis on coke.)

This week’s shocker:

“Presenting the Tajma Hall of Leases” (Presenting the idiot savant of all agents.)

 

That’s all until next week, folks. Spell and Sell! 

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.  

 
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I knew I liked you cause of your great taste in guys Gwen.

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January 29, 2012 10:26 PM
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Patty, then I'm glad I didn't say Andy Dick :-)

January 30, 2012 01:45 AM
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Patty Da Silva, Davie, Southwest Ranches Cooper City, Plantation, Weston, REALTOR
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Gwen, me too!! I would not think of you the same way.

Bon Jovi <3 <3 <3

January 30, 2012 11:12 AM
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Patty, you little groupie! :)

January 30, 2012 04:26 PM
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I'm little in size but very big in the Bon Jovi groupiness!

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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.