Cinderella

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Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. She has a cat named Bob by her side. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said " Fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"She replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anythingfor which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor. I'm living paycheck to paycheck on my pension and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."Instantly her rocking chair turned to gold. Cinderella said "ohh thank you fairy godmother!"

For her second wish, she said "I wish my body were not so frail, and that I had my youth and beauty back"At once her wish became a reality and she was youthful and gorgeous once again, she felt excitement inside at her new found beauty.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more and said " you may have one more wish, what shall it be?"Cinderella looked over to Bob the cat and said "I wish that you could transform Bob into a kind and handsome young man."

In an instant Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful that the likes of this world had never seen before.

The fairy godmother said, "congratulations Cinderella, enjoy your new life." Then she disappeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most beautiful man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to her and held her close in his young and muscular arms, he leaned close and blowing in her golden hair whipered..."Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

 

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Nicole Kraus
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SCREAM!!!!!!  HAAHAAAAHHHAA.....THAT WAS WONDERFUL!!!  THANKS FOR MAKING MY MONDAY BRIGHT!
Dec 03, 2007 04:41 PM #1
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Collette Lee
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That's pretty funny. A great pick-me up for a Monday. Thanks
Dec 03, 2007 04:41 PM #2
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Zen Ziejewski
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That was funny. I needed a laugh!
Dec 03, 2007 04:42 PM #3
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Nancy Brenner
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A perfect end to a dreary afternoon.  I saw it coming and laughed anyway!  Thanks.
Dec 03, 2007 04:43 PM #4
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Donald Bradbury
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great and funny.  Thanks!  I did not know Cinderella was that old!  Didn't she look in the mirror, and the mirror told her who was the farest in the land?
Dec 03, 2007 04:55 PM #5
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Don Stern
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Greater Baton Rouge Real Estate

I heard it before but it was just as funny the second time around.  Thanks!

Dec 03, 2007 04:56 PM #6
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