Stuff Yer Spot!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

How do you feel, folks, when you go outside and the soil, or your patio, has pulled something off the wall of your house, and left a big hole? 

I know it makes me feel very self conscious!  What will my friends and neighbors think?

And how would you feel if that self consciousness could go away in minutes!?

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

All you need is a can, what did I say, I case of my newest product Stuff Yer Spot!

Yes, Stuff Yer Spot! can spare your wall of holes, your friends and neighbors of wonderment and YOU of an self conscious feelings!

Yes folks!

When that electrical box, or panel, or whatever, begins to pull away and there is a hole behind, well, all you have to do is Stuff Yer Spot!

And look, not only a hole in the siding, but also those little holes that sometimes unusually appear in your junction boxes!  Those spots are perfect for Stuff Yer Spot! too!

And when your pesky neighbor asks what you are doing, you can say, "Hey, neighbor, why don't YOU Stuff YER Spot!"

Then you can hold up my special Stuff Yer Spot! spray gun, and say, "And you can use this!"

Imagine how proud you, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR, will feel at that moment knowing you are doing the best for your house that you can!

So call now!

And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to tell a friend or neighbor about Stuff Yer Spot!, I will send you a case of Foam Yer Flash!

Then, not only will holes on your house get stuffed, but also those unsightly flashing gaps on your roof!

YOU WILL BE THE PRIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

So call now!

And if you do call now and help to empty my warehouse of this wonderful new product, just tell my specially-trained phone expert, which I am calling Spot Removers, that Billy Jays told you to call and you will be sent two cases of Stuff Yer Spot!, my new spray gun and a case of Foam Yer Flash! ALL for the price of one!

Can you think of any reason not to CALL NOW?

So, remember Billy Jays when your house becomes THE house in the neighborhood, a show piece in so many ways!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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James Dray
Wise Custom Realty - Bentonville, AR
AR., MO., or OK. I can find the home for you.

Morning Jay~I like it send me the catalog please so I can order some. ;~~).  Send me the instructions also because as you know if I can;t just pull off a lid point and spray it's no good to me...

Mar 28, 2012 03:04 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Stephanie/Bob The Ruiz/Miller Team
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty - Ocala, FL
The Ocala Dream Team

Good Morning Jay, outstanding post!  Loved your new look and you look best on the can of "Foam Yer Flash".  lol

Mar 28, 2012 03:04 AM #2
Rainmaker
1,279,854
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

James - Billy Jays has almost 40 products for sale on AR and when you speak with the Spot Remover just ask for the catalog.  And all his products come with instructions!

Bob - that was a very popular product last year.  I think sales went through the roof!

Mar 28, 2012 03:17 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

John - well, follow directions and call now!

Mar 28, 2012 03:35 AM #4
Rainmaker
208,837
John F Muscarella
RIVER FARM PROPERTIES, LLC - Plymouth, MA
Broker/Owner, Plymouth County / Cape Cod, MA

Appreciate the fact thaty someone has solutions that can be applied with minimal thought.  Just follow directions, works for me.

Mar 28, 2012 03:41 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Good morning Jay;  Right now, my gas tank in my car is empty, does this "stuff" work for that "empty" spot too?

I'll bet it's a lot cheaper then gas.  $4.08 in my area now. That's per gallon.

Mar 28, 2012 04:16 AM #6
Rainmaker
1,214,280
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC Team at Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Good morning Jay,

I'll take 3 cans...LOL  

Mar 28, 2012 04:37 AM #7
Rainmaker
1,279,854
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Well, Ken, $4.89 here!   That's with my Safeway or Costco discount!  This stuff will certain stuff your gas tank opening and save you beaucoup money!

Lisa - I am sorry, but I am not the purchase point.  You have to call now.

Mar 28, 2012 04:47 AM #8
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Liz and Bill Spear
RE/MAX Elite 513.265.3004 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton)

Jay, That's one ugly spot that needs stuffed with something!  A nice place for water and rodents to go from the looks of it.

Mar 28, 2012 05:20 AM #9
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Kathryn Maguire
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881 - Chesapeake, VA
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach

Billy Jays, you always amaze me with the variety of products you come up with!  thanks for the morning chuckle!

Mar 28, 2012 05:33 AM #10
Rainmaker
1,391,295
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Thanks for making my projects easier Billy Jay, you have saved me hours of proper repair.  lol

Funny stuff Jay!

Mar 28, 2012 06:24 AM #11
Rainmaker
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Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Jay, amusing post as always... I use Gel, will that work?  ;-)

Mar 28, 2012 09:36 AM #12
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Kelly McGovern
William Raveis Prime - Bellingham, MA
Working with Kelly is a good move!

OMG Brilliant!  lol ... do AR members get buy two get two free?  very funny :)

Mar 28, 2012 12:01 PM #13
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Bliz - yep!  And Billy go right on it!  That guy is one fine capitalist!

You are welcome Kathryn!  I am sure Billy will ship to VA Beach too!  But you have to call now.

Good for you Tom!  Always happy to help with the quick factor!  You've heard of Great Stuff?  This is Quick Stuff!

Chris - it will!  And afterward you can use it to shave, or style your hair.

Thanks Kelly.  That Billy has over 40 products now on AR.  He sure gets around.  And you'll have to discuss any special deals with him, when you call.

Mar 28, 2012 03:44 PM #14
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Rob Ernst
Certified Structure Inspector - Reno, NV
Reno, NV-775-342-4767- Inspector & Energy Auditor

If it comes in a can or tube it must be the right product to use!

Mar 28, 2012 05:07 PM #15
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I agree Rob!  And if it's a tube it can be used to store duct tape in an orderly fashion!

Mar 28, 2012 05:08 PM #16
Rainmaker
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Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC - Wenatchee, WA
NCW Home Inspections, LLC

Billy Jays- I want to stuff, can you help a poor old non-stuffer learn the trade? I'll trade some duck tape and bailing wire for some.

Mar 30, 2012 09:50 AM #17
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Don - I'm sorry I cannot help you.  I think you need to contact Billy directly.  Call now.

Mar 30, 2012 04:05 PM #18
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