Stuff Yer Spot!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

How do you feel, folks, when you go outside and the soil, or your patio, has pulled something off the wall of your house, and left a big hole? 

I know it makes me feel very self conscious!  What will my friends and neighbors think?

And how would you feel if that self consciousness could go away in minutes!?

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

All you need is a can, what did I say, I case of my newest product Stuff Yer Spot!

Yes, Stuff Yer Spot! can spare your wall of holes, your friends and neighbors of wonderment and YOU of an self conscious feelings!

Yes folks!

When that electrical box, or panel, or whatever, begins to pull away and there is a hole behind, well, all you have to do is Stuff Yer Spot!

And look, not only a hole in the siding, but also those little holes that sometimes unusually appear in your junction boxes!  Those spots are perfect for Stuff Yer Spot! too!

And when your pesky neighbor asks what you are doing, you can say, "Hey, neighbor, why don't YOU Stuff YER Spot!"

Then you can hold up my special Stuff Yer Spot! spray gun, and say, "And you can use this!"

Imagine how proud you, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR, will feel at that moment knowing you are doing the best for your house that you can!

So call now!

And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to tell a friend or neighbor about Stuff Yer Spot!, I will send you a case of Foam Yer Flash!

Then, not only will holes on your house get stuffed, but also those unsightly flashing gaps on your roof!

YOU WILL BE THE PRIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

So call now!

And if you do call now and help to empty my warehouse of this wonderful new product, just tell my specially-trained phone expert, which I am calling Spot Removers, that Billy Jays told you to call and you will be sent two cases of Stuff Yer Spot!, my new spray gun and a case of Foam Yer Flash! ALL for the price of one!

Can you think of any reason not to CALL NOW?

So, remember Billy Jays when your house becomes THE house in the neighborhood, a show piece in so many ways!

 

 

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
946,145
James Dray
AR., MO., or OK. I can find the home for you.
Wise Custom Realty

Morning Jay~I like it send me the catalog please so I can order some. ;~~).  Send me the instructions also because as you know if I can;t just pull off a lid point and spray it's no good to me...

March 28, 2012 03:04 AM
Rainmaker
628,967
Stephanie/Bob The Ruiz/Miller Team
The Ocala Dream Team
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty

Good Morning Jay, outstanding post!  Loved your new look and you look best on the can of "Foam Yer Flash".  lol

March 28, 2012 03:04 AM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

James - Billy Jays has almost 40 products for sale on AR and when you speak with the Spot Remover just ask for the catalog.  And all his products come with instructions!

Bob - that was a very popular product last year.  I think sales went through the roof!

March 28, 2012 03:17 AM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

John - well, follow directions and call now!

March 28, 2012 03:35 AM
Rainmaker
187,741
John F Muscarella
Broker/Owner, Plymouth County / Cape Cod, MA
RIVER FARM PROPERTIES, LLC

Appreciate the fact thaty someone has solutions that can be applied with minimal thought.  Just follow directions, works for me.

March 28, 2012 03:41 AM
Rainmaker
468,141
Kenneth Cole
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com -

Good morning Jay;  Right now, my gas tank in my car is empty, does this "stuff" work for that "empty" spot too?

I'll bet it's a lot cheaper then gas.  $4.08 in my area now. That's per gallon.

March 28, 2012 04:16 AM
Rainmaker
1,023,357
Lisa Von Domek
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com

Good morning Jay,

I'll take 3 cans...LOL  

March 28, 2012 04:37 AM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Well, Ken, $4.89 here!   That's with my Safeway or Costco discount!  This stuff will certain stuff your gas tank opening and save you beaucoup money!

Lisa - I am sorry, but I am not the purchase point.  You have to call now.

March 28, 2012 04:47 AM
Ambassador
1,439,162
Liz and Bill Spear
RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton)
RE/MAX Elite 513.265.3004 www.LizTour.com

Jay, That's one ugly spot that needs stuffed with something!  A nice place for water and rodents to go from the looks of it.

March 28, 2012 05:20 AM
Rainer
276,790
Kathryn Maguire
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881

Billy Jays, you always amaze me with the variety of products you come up with!  thanks for the morning chuckle!

March 28, 2012 05:33 AM
Rainmaker
1,186,644
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366

Thanks for making my projects easier Billy Jay, you have saved me hours of proper repair.  lol

Funny stuff Jay!

March 28, 2012 06:24 AM
Rainmaker
563,424
Chris Smith
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage

Jay, amusing post as always... I use Gel, will that work?  ;-)

March 28, 2012 09:36 AM
Rainer
94,096
Kelly McGovern
Working with Kelly is a good move!
William Raveis Brickstone Residential

OMG Brilliant!  lol ... do AR members get buy two get two free?  very funny :)

March 28, 2012 12:01 PM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Bliz - yep!  And Billy go right on it!  That guy is one fine capitalist!

You are welcome Kathryn!  I am sure Billy will ship to VA Beach too!  But you have to call now.

Good for you Tom!  Always happy to help with the quick factor!  You've heard of Great Stuff?  This is Quick Stuff!

Chris - it will!  And afterward you can use it to shave, or style your hair.

Thanks Kelly.  That Billy has over 40 products now on AR.  He sure gets around.  And you'll have to discuss any special deals with him, when you call.

March 28, 2012 03:44 PM
Rainer
163,175
Rob Ernst
Reno, NV-775-342-4767- Inspector & Energy Auditor
Certified Structure Inspector

If it comes in a can or tube it must be the right product to use!

March 28, 2012 05:07 PM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

I agree Rob!  And if it's a tube it can be used to store duct tape in an orderly fashion!

March 28, 2012 05:08 PM
Rainmaker
358,433
Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC
NCW Home Inspections, LLC

Billy Jays- I want to stuff, can you help a poor old non-stuffer learn the trade? I'll trade some duck tape and bailing wire for some.

March 30, 2012 09:50 AM
Rainmaker
1,217,785
Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Don - I'm sorry I cannot help you.  I think you need to contact Billy directly.  Call now.

March 30, 2012 04:05 PM
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