Stuff Yer Spot!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

How do you feel, folks, when you go outside and the soil, or your patio, has pulled something off the wall of your house, and left a big hole? 

I know it makes me feel very self conscious!  What will my friends and neighbors think?

And how would you feel if that self consciousness could go away in minutes!?

Hi folks!  Billy Jays here!

All you need is a can, what did I say, I case of my newest product Stuff Yer Spot!

Yes, Stuff Yer Spot! can spare your wall of holes, your friends and neighbors of wonderment and YOU of an self conscious feelings!

Yes folks!

When that electrical box, or panel, or whatever, begins to pull away and there is a hole behind, well, all you have to do is Stuff Yer Spot!

And look, not only a hole in the siding, but also those little holes that sometimes unusually appear in your junction boxes!  Those spots are perfect for Stuff Yer Spot! too!

And when your pesky neighbor asks what you are doing, you can say, "Hey, neighbor, why don't YOU Stuff YER Spot!"

Then you can hold up my special Stuff Yer Spot! spray gun, and say, "And you can use this!"

Imagine how proud you, AND YOUR NEIGHBOR, will feel at that moment knowing you are doing the best for your house that you can!

So call now!

And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to tell a friend or neighbor about Stuff Yer Spot!, I will send you a case of Foam Yer Flash!

Then, not only will holes on your house get stuffed, but also those unsightly flashing gaps on your roof!

YOU WILL BE THE PRIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

So call now!

And if you do call now and help to empty my warehouse of this wonderful new product, just tell my specially-trained phone expert, which I am calling Spot Removers, that Billy Jays told you to call and you will be sent two cases of Stuff Yer Spot!, my new spray gun and a case of Foam Yer Flash! ALL for the price of one!

Can you think of any reason not to CALL NOW?

So, remember Billy Jays when your house becomes THE house in the neighborhood, a show piece in so many ways!

 

 

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Bliz - yep!  And Billy go right on it!  That guy is one fine capitalist!

You are welcome Kathryn!  I am sure Billy will ship to VA Beach too!  But you have to call now.

Good for you Tom!  Always happy to help with the quick factor!  You've heard of Great Stuff?  This is Quick Stuff!

Chris - it will!  And afterward you can use it to shave, or style your hair.

Thanks Kelly.  That Billy has over 40 products now on AR.  He sure gets around.  And you'll have to discuss any special deals with him, when you call.

March 28, 2012 03:44 PM
Rainer
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Rob Ernst
Reno, NV-775-342-4767- Inspector & Energy Auditor
Certified Structure Inspector

If it comes in a can or tube it must be the right product to use!

March 28, 2012 05:07 PM
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

I agree Rob!  And if it's a tube it can be used to store duct tape in an orderly fashion!

March 28, 2012 05:08 PM
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Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC
NCW Home Inspections, LLC

Billy Jays- I want to stuff, can you help a poor old non-stuffer learn the trade? I'll trade some duck tape and bailing wire for some.

March 30, 2012 09:50 AM
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Don - I'm sorry I cannot help you.  I think you need to contact Billy directly.  Call now.

March 30, 2012 04:05 PM
Rainmaker
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