If only...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Modern science has done wonders.   Cures for cancer, many childhood diseases are almost gone and we have vaccines for almost every illness.

Science has come up with many things to make our lives much easier and even safer.

So...why haven't one of these science greats figured out how to get mosquito's to suck fat.

If they did, Minnesota would be the biggest tourist destination in America.

If only...

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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL

Bill, I wouldn't doubt that someone is out there trying to bio-engineer that right now.  They're too big to fly so they just walk up to you.  Problem is that more work is needed because they've all lost their buzz and people don't know when they are around.  Happy April Fool's Day! 

Apr 01, 2012 07:29 PM #1
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Richard Weisser
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Bill...

That would sure make those little buggers welcome around here too I hope that they are working on it!

Apr 01, 2012 07:32 PM #2
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Lindsey Hasford
Coldwell Banker Vision - Elk River, MN

And, I'd be a happy woman if they did! LOL... what a chuckle.

Apr 01, 2012 09:46 PM #3
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Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
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Oh, Bill!  You have to get the scientists to start working on that immediately.  Thanks for a good chuckle!

Apr 02, 2012 07:20 AM #4
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Just imagine the weight loss clinics that would close and others would start up.

My buddie Ol would have a job catching the little buggers and shipping them south.

Apr 02, 2012 08:23 AM #5
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC, Scottsdale, AZ - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

OMG, Bill - that's too funny.   Maybe you could call some geneticists, LOL.  

Apr 02, 2012 08:31 AM #6
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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Bill, you  do have some ideas.  if you get this rolling, I will sell my bugs for a very low Price.

Apr 02, 2012 09:25 AM #7
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 320-630-6995

I will actually pay people to come and take some of mine! 

Apr 02, 2012 01:58 PM #8
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Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

That would be a miracle of science.  Might even win the Nobel Prize.

Apr 02, 2012 02:53 PM #9
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Jim Palmer
Chipola Realty - Chipley Office (850) 638-2777 - Sunny Hills, FL
Washington County, Florida

Good stuff there!!! We've got some mosquitos here in Florida that could make a huge dent in the obesity problem!!

Apr 02, 2012 06:24 PM #10
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Steve and Jan Bachman
RE/MAX Gateway, Reston, Herndon, Ashburn, Sterling, Fairfax - Herndon, VA
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HA! At first read I thought you were casting aspersions on the waistlines of your state's inhabitants. Now I understand that you are boasting about the quality and quantity of your Mosquitoes.

Apr 03, 2012 07:09 AM #11
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Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Not only the quantity of mosquitoes, but the size...mosquitoes in Minnesota and Wisconsin are the size of small helicopters.

Apr 04, 2012 08:37 PM #12
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