If only...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Modern science has done wonders.   Cures for cancer, many childhood diseases are almost gone and we have vaccines for almost every illness.

Science has come up with many things to make our lives much easier and even safer.

So...why haven't one of these science greats figured out how to get mosquito's to suck fat.

If they did, Minnesota would be the biggest tourist destination in America.

If only...

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Rainmaker
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Kevin J. May

Bill, I wouldn't doubt that someone is out there trying to bio-engineer that right now.  They're too big to fly so they just walk up to you.  Problem is that more work is needed because they've all lost their buzz and people don't know when they are around.  Happy April Fool's Day! 

April 01, 2012 07:29 PM
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Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Coweta Newnan Homes for Sale
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Bill...

That would sure make those little buggers welcome around here too I hope that they are working on it!

April 01, 2012 07:32 PM
Rainmaker
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Lindsey Hasford
Coldwell Banker Vision

And, I'd be a happy woman if they did! LOL... what a chuckle.

April 01, 2012 09:46 PM
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Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael)

Oh, Bill!  You have to get the scientists to start working on that immediately.  Thanks for a good chuckle!

April 02, 2012 07:20 AM
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Just imagine the weight loss clinics that would close and others would start up.

My buddie Ol would have a job catching the little buggers and shipping them south.

April 02, 2012 08:23 AM
Rainmaker
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Juli Vosmik
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC, Scottsdale, AZ

OMG, Bill - that's too funny.   Maybe you could call some geneticists, LOL.  

April 02, 2012 08:31 AM
Rainmaker
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Randi Brammer
Accountant & Tax Preparer
Randi Brammer, Acctg.

Bill, you  do have some ideas.  if you get this rolling, I will sell my bugs for a very low Price.

April 02, 2012 09:25 AM
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Realtor 320-630-6995

I will actually pay people to come and take some of mine! 

April 02, 2012 01:58 PM
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Don Sabinske
Sabinske & Associates Inc.
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc.

That would be a miracle of science.  Might even win the Nobel Prize.

April 02, 2012 02:53 PM
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Jim Palmer
Washington County, Florida
ERA Chipola Realty - Chipley Office (850) 638-2777

Good stuff there!!! We've got some mosquitos here in Florida that could make a huge dent in the obesity problem!!

April 02, 2012 06:24 PM
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Steve and Jan Bachman
Realtors - Northern Virginia
RE/MAX Gateway, Reston, Herndon, Ashburn, Sterling, Fairfax

HA! At first read I thought you were casting aspersions on the waistlines of your state's inhabitants. Now I understand that you are boasting about the quality and quantity of your Mosquitoes.

April 03, 2012 07:09 AM
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Nick T Pappas
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Huntsville AL

Not only the quantity of mosquitoes, but the size...mosquitoes in Minnesota and Wisconsin are the size of small helicopters.

April 04, 2012 08:37 PM
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