OLDIE STUFF

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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two men wearing hoodies arrive. St. Peter looks out through the Gates and says "Wait here. I will be right back." St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting at the entrance. God asks Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental about their attire? This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!" St. Peter goes back to Heaven's entrance, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone." The guys wearing hoodies?" asks God. No the pearly gates,
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Wallace S. Gibson, CPM
Gibson Management Group, Ltd. - Charlottesville, VA
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Did Barney Frank tell this joke at a recent college commencement address?  Very funny!

May 31, 2012 03:29 AM #1
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Wayne Martin
Michael Saunders & Company - Sarasota, FL
Sales Manager - New Homes & Condominiums Division

Goes to show you sometimes you must trust your instincts. Very humorous! Enjoy your day!

May 31, 2012 03:35 AM #2
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Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com - Dallas, TX
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Good morning Conrad,

Political correctness be darned...this is funny!  Thank you for starting my day off with a laugh!

May 31, 2012 04:11 AM #3
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Joe Petrowsky
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If only it was that simple! OK, you got your job done, it was a great laugh.

May 31, 2012 04:47 AM #4
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Gay E. Rosen
Houlihan Lawrence - Larchmont, NY
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Hi COnrad-  very cute..

May 31, 2012 05:44 AM #5
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Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

No.  He isn't funny Wallace.

Thanks Wayne.  You too.

Your welcome Lisa.

Good.  Thanks Joe.

Have a great week Gay.

May 31, 2012 09:00 AM #6
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Barbara Hensley
RE/MAX Properties - Rockwall, TX
Homes for Sale in Rockwall County, Texas

Conrad - you never fail to make me smile!  Here I go again ;-)      Have a great day.

May 31, 2012 10:39 AM #7
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Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
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I am here to serve Barbara:)

May 31, 2012 03:42 PM #8
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Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
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Conrad ....Great one ...first time for me!  Have a great night!

May 31, 2012 05:26 PM #9
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Conrad Allen
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Thanks Rob.  Have a great weekend.

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