Tech Support Monday ~ 6-4-12

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Tech Support Monday ~ 6-4-12

Another week has flown by, the market is still alive and doing well and here it is Monday morning again. School is out in Austin..the summer fun begins!!

While you’re waiting for your first cup of coffee to brew I thought I’d provide some levity to start the week!

Customer: “My computer crashed!”

Tech Support: “It crashed?”

Customer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”

Tech Support: “All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”

Customer: “No, it didn’t crash -- it crashed.”

Tech Support: “Huh?”

Customer: “I crashed my game.  That’s what I said before.  I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn’t work.”

Tech Support: “Click on ‘File’, then ‘New Game’.

Customer: (pause) “Wow! How’d you learn to do that?”

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Michael Thornton
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Good morning, Dorie. They really try to make computers idiot proof. This goes to show you that the world is breeding smarter idiots...

Jun 04, 2012 03:50 AM #1
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Anita Clark
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Dorie: Some people should slowly back away from their computers and get a new hobby.  ;-)

Jun 04, 2012 03:53 AM #2
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
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Hi Dorie,

Sounds like something I would have said back in the day. LOL

I'm not much smarter now when it comes to all this techie stuff we need to deal with.

Have a good day in Austin texas.

Best, Clint McKie

Jun 04, 2012 03:57 AM #3
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Great blog and great job. Keep up the good work and good luck to you this year. Thanks.
Jun 04, 2012 04:02 AM #4
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idiot proof...per Michael...working toward that goal...! I have Dini to help me...our new kitten...his guess is as good as mine !

Jun 04, 2012 04:05 AM #5
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Dorie Dillard
Coldwell Banker United Realtors - Austin, TX
Realtor-Canyon Creek- NW, Austin TX Homes For Sale

Good morning Michael,

Long time no see..did you get my email I sent yesterday?

Jun 04, 2012 04:08 AM #6
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Ed & Tracy Oliva
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Dorie: Computers are great until they are not,now what does one do? and what did we do before the modern age?  E

Jun 04, 2012 04:09 AM #7
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Dorie Dillard
Coldwell Banker United Realtors - Austin, TX
Realtor-Canyon Creek- NW, Austin TX Homes For Sale

Hi Anita,

Great advice!

Jun 04, 2012 04:09 AM #8
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Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com - Dallas, TX
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Good morning Dorie,

Oh dear...yes, this person needs to "step away from their comptuer".  Cute joke, thanks for sharing a laugh to start the week!

Jun 04, 2012 04:14 AM #9
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Valerie Zinger
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Dorie:  Oh, so that is how to get Angry Birds flying again.  LOL  Thanks for the smile to begin my day.

Jun 04, 2012 04:18 AM #10
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Bobbie Smith
RE/MAX OF THE POCONOS - Stroudsburg, PA
Real Estate in the Poconos of PA 570-242-1891,

Good Morning Dorie, This one is bad, really bad (LOL) How does tech support keep from laughing like crazy when they get these calls. You gave me my morning smile. Thanks.

Jun 04, 2012 04:40 AM #11
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Jeanne & Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Brokers
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Be very afraid..... Customers just like that walk among us!!  LOL!!

Jun 04, 2012 05:08 AM #12
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Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro
Dorie, Wouldnt you love to listen to some of the calls IT departments get? I dont think I'm any better... I just click around and hope for the best! Have a great day Rob
Jun 04, 2012 05:45 AM #13
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Good morning Dorie -

No better way to begin a Monday morning than with a smile :)  I'm liking your Monday Tech Support series!  Hope you enjoy a great and productive week ahead my friend.

John

Jun 04, 2012 06:45 AM #14
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Kristine Ginsberg
Morris County, NJ: Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Morris Plains, NJ
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Dorie - my stepson is an IT person and the stories he tells me makes me feel like a computer wiz, lol! Thanks for starting off my Monday with a good laugh. Have a great week!

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