Since Childhood Paddy heard stories about… A Monday Morning Chuckle

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

Since childhood, Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday! On that special day, they’d each crossed the lake to the pub on the
far side by walking on the water for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy’s 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took
a boat out to the middle of the lake. Paddy stepped out of the boat…splash !!!
…and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.

‘Grandma,’ he asked, “Tis me 18th birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross
the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked deeply into Paddy’s, troubled brown eyes and said:

“Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all
born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August,
ya foookin idiot!”

 

 

Its the beginning of another week at Family Abstract, Inc.  We look forward to making you, and your clients smile very day, especially the day of settlement.  Look us up at Familyabstract.com.  for all your title insurance needs in PA, NJ, MD and FL.

PS.  I'm not sure if there are any "Paddy" Jokes that are actually new, but this one did make me LOL.

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

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Raymond E. Camp
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Very good

make yourself a great Monday

June 04, 2012 07:18 AM #1
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Than Maynard
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Heh, I figured it out before the puchline! Too bad Paddy is a little thick! Still funny though.

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Glenn Freezman
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Ray, You as well, my friend.

June 04, 2012 12:01 PM #3
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Glenn Freezman
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Than, I heqard a version of this a l;ong time ago, but God was laughing at Jesus becuase he "wasn't walking on the rocks"

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