"Widelife in area" - Trimming the MLS Fat

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887


 If selling houses is like selling dreams, then welcome to my nightmare. Check out these hilarious bloopers that may convince buyers NOT to buy a home:

Interpreter, Please?

“Iv covered walls” (So you're selling Cedars Sinai?)

“No night hors” (Try telling that to the gals working Hollywood Blvd.)

“Wall rocks in kitch” (Those crazy Italians must be trying to unload Pompeii.)

“Wired for cabal” (Epitaph on Saddam's Headstone.)

“Pls see tim change” (May I take photos while he does so?)

Did You Pay For This Ad?

“Vacant lad” (Good for you – I highly endorse self-assessment.)

“Book runs through backyard” (Hmmm, finally some writing that has legs…)

“WiFe included” (I suppose selling her is cheaper than divorce…)

“Has good resistance” (Whined the Wehrmacht pansies when ordered to invade Paris during WWII.)

Get Out of Sales

“Lots of widelife in area” (Welcome sign at Fran’s Fulminating-Fat Camp.)

“Not open on Faters day” (Why, will everyone be chowing down at Fran’s?)

“Orange, tambourines” (Pssst - Sister Sunshine – your 2nd batch of brownies is burning.)

“Drawing for spat day” (Proudly offered by Phil Phlegm and the American Tobacco Chewers Association.)

Being Free Doesn’t Mean It’s Good

“Free appraisal of your hoe” (Under “Other Talents” on Elliott Spitzer’s resume.)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well And Sell!

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

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Tanja Cisliek
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Fun! - Love a whitty, funny post like yours. Thank you for the smile, I'm sure we've all been there, done that, one time or another.

June 10, 2012 04:42 PM
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Mike, you still should have listened to your mama. The money you saved on the appraisal my go to doctor bills when your mamma slaps you upside the head.

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Tanja, check back in every Friday for the blooper posts and all the pre-weekend fun!

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Gwen,

“Pls see tim change”... before I would agree to this, I would need to know which Tim they are talking about.

June 11, 2012 05:51 PM
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Patty, let's just hope it's not Tim Burton!

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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.