"Widelife in area" - Trimming the MLS Fat

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887


 If selling houses is like selling dreams, then welcome to my nightmare. Check out these hilarious bloopers that may convince buyers NOT to buy a home:

Interpreter, Please?

“Iv covered walls” (So you're selling Cedars Sinai?)

“No night hors” (Try telling that to the gals working Hollywood Blvd.)

“Wall rocks in kitch” (Those crazy Italians must be trying to unload Pompeii.)

“Wired for cabal” (Epitaph on Saddam's Headstone.)

“Pls see tim change” (May I take photos while he does so?)

Did You Pay For This Ad?

“Vacant lad” (Good for you – I highly endorse self-assessment.)

“Book runs through backyard” (Hmmm, finally some writing that has legs…)

“WiFe included” (I suppose selling her is cheaper than divorce…)

“Has good resistance” (Whined the Wehrmacht pansies when ordered to invade Paris during WWII.)

Get Out of Sales

“Lots of widelife in area” (Welcome sign at Fran’s Fulminating-Fat Camp.)

“Not open on Faters day” (Why, will everyone be chowing down at Fran’s?)

“Orange, tambourines” (Pssst - Sister Sunshine – your 2nd batch of brownies is burning.)

“Drawing for spat day” (Proudly offered by Phil Phlegm and the American Tobacco Chewers Association.)

Being Free Doesn’t Mean It’s Good

“Free appraisal of your hoe” (Under “Other Talents” on Elliott Spitzer’s resume.)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well And Sell!

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

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Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Welcome back, Tom - I'm so happy to share the laughter!

Jun 08, 2012 10:24 AM #12
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Debbie, thanks for reading, and have a glorious weekend.

Phil, both I think, and so much more!

Dick, there's no hippie like an old hippie.

Jay, good idea to pass on the wife - she may be Fat Mama.

Jun 08, 2012 10:31 AM #13
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Conrad, I'm not that clever, but thanks for your confidence in me! Unfortunately, stupidity always finds its own voice!

Jun 08, 2012 10:34 AM #14
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Dorie, welcome back!

Kathryn, wait until you see a few of the bloopers I found for next Friday!

Jun 08, 2012 10:35 AM #15
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Marti, thanks as always for your support and great comments. If I ever find the time to write a book, I'm sure I'll have enough material for a series. Stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving!

Jun 08, 2012 10:38 AM #16
Rainmaker
208,266
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Steven, I just love the word "thereon"!

Jun 08, 2012 10:39 AM #17
Rainmaker
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Donna Foerster
Cherry Creek Properties, LLC - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Agent

Gwen~ Lots of good ones this week.  I like the "widelife" sightings!  I'm sure that will help to sell the house!

Jun 08, 2012 11:00 AM #18
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Donna, something better help sell that house, because I don't have much confidence in that agent!

Jun 08, 2012 11:23 AM #19
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

If the WiFe included with the house is indeed Fat Mama and offers the whole enchilada I will pass.  That would take some platter!

Jun 08, 2012 02:39 PM #20
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Ah, but oh so spicy, Jay!

Jun 08, 2012 03:00 PM #21
Rainmaker
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Susan Neal
RE/MAX Gold, Fair Oaks - Fair Oaks, CA
Fair Oaks CA & Sacramento Area Real Estate Broker

Hi Gwen - Every one of your lists and comments is funnier than the last one.  I see a lot of crazy stuff too, but maybe I'm not as organized as you to make a note when I see them.  Later I can't remember where they were (or I've blocked them from my memory).

Jun 08, 2012 08:54 PM #22
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Susan, I write them down when I see them, or I cannot remember them either. I think our minds try to block out the horror :-)

Jun 08, 2012 08:59 PM #23
Rainmaker
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Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Gwen,

Not sure which one I like the best (they are all great)...but my two favorites have to be “WiFe included” and “Orange, tambourines”

Jun 09, 2012 11:41 AM #24
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Lisa, I have actually seen "Wife included" several times! And "tambourines" was hysterical. Don't you love auto-fill?

Jun 09, 2012 11:59 AM #25
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Mike Cooper
Winchester Real Estate Sales, Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Winchester, VA Real Estate Pro

And momma said marrying that hoe was not good for me.  Hey, an appraisal runs $350-$450 nowadays.   Guess I showed her who be the smart money man in the family.  

Jun 09, 2012 07:58 PM #26
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Tanja Cisliek
Future Home Realty - Seminole, FL

Fun! - Love a whitty, funny post like yours. Thank you for the smile, I'm sure we've all been there, done that, one time or another.

Jun 10, 2012 04:42 PM #27
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Mike, you still should have listened to your mama. The money you saved on the appraisal my go to doctor bills when your mamma slaps you upside the head.

Jun 10, 2012 04:52 PM #28
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Tanja, check back in every Friday for the blooper posts and all the pre-weekend fun!

Jun 10, 2012 04:55 PM #29
Rainmaker
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Patty Da Silva, Davie, Southwest Ranches Cooper City, Plantation, Weston, REALTOR
BROKER of Green Realty Properties® - 954-667-7253 - Davie, FL
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Gwen,

“Pls see tim change”... before I would agree to this, I would need to know which Tim they are talking about.

Jun 11, 2012 05:51 PM #30
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Patty, let's just hope it's not Tim Burton!

Jun 11, 2012 06:17 PM #31
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