“Lots of chiropractor” - Does Your MLS Listing Need Adjustment?

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Just when you think you’ve seen ‘em all, a new batch of MLS and real estate advertising bloopers pops up. This group had me in tears:

A Few Good Laughs

“Walk to clinic” (A sales pitch for those who itch!)

“Good valu for the moaning” (Sign on a hooker at Hollywood and Vine.)

“Breeze and sunshit” (It wasn't the sun, pal…it was that large bird with the toilet paper on his shoe.)

“Dip into the pook” (I take it "pook" is code for “tequila”?)

“Style and elephants” (This home must have sold for peanuts.)

Now I Can’t Breathe

“Beutiful Spinach decor” (This gives new meaning to “green building.”)

“Lovely graftsman home” ( …Chirped the tour guide to a rapt group of White House visitors.)

“Lots of chiropractor” (I suggest you call for an adjustment.)

“Buy only one or separately” (Hint: When you’re seeing double, the keg is empty.)

Rolling On The Floor

“Cook off in the pool” (Reason # 1 not to swim while blow-drying your hair.)

“Hellside home” (Sign on the cheap plots of Forest Lawn Cemetary.)

“Highin building” (That’s fairly obvious, Sunshine.)

“Colorful generation garden” (It generated a nitwit.)

"Graveful living” (That’s an oxymoron, moron.)

I Think I Wet My Pants

“Owner is licentious agent” - (Well that explains the naked guy in the kitchen.)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

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Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana

Oh come on Gwen, come on Gwen, come on Gwen! 

Will this type of WHINE work, Gwen????

June 23, 2012 01:36 PM
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Bruce Walter
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June 23, 2012 02:20 PM
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Say it ain't so Gwen!  That guy has a dimple in his chin!  You didn't fall for that, did you? 

Still, I don't believe it.  Say it ain't so!

 

;>)

June 23, 2012 03:17 PM
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty
Jay, if you are referring to the guy in the photo – that's not my ex… But he does remind me of my ex's mother :-)
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Bruce, you'll have to ask Mike :-)

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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.