The Checkup (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales 3090099

The Checkup

The Checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, freely and frequently, express your love for him and satisfy his every whim.

"If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"I'm sorry - he said you're going to die," she replied.

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Rainmaker
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Than Maynard
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Always good to have an impartial party there to here and interpret what the doctor says.  ;-)

 

June 24, 2012 04:25 PM
Rainmaker
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William Feela
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LOL...I am thinking I know that couple.  Yup, I do for sure!

June 24, 2012 06:08 PM
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Cal Yoder
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Gabe, I like your humor. Gotta love it and it was good for me to have a smile brought to my face. Have a great week.

Cal

June 24, 2012 07:10 PM
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Michelle Leslie
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Even though I am not married yet, still very funny!

June 26, 2012 04:00 PM
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Gabe Sanders
Stuart Florida Real Estate
Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales

Well Michelle, get married, wait a few years and maybe it won't be quite that funny!  :-)

June 27, 2012 04:22 AM
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