"Walk to church's" - Foul MLS Listing Bloopers!

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887


There were a lot of laughable errors on this week’s MLS and in local real estate ads, friends. These were the best of the worst:

Food for Though.

“Walk to church’s” (For those who think salivation is their salvation.)

“This will swell fast” (That’s what I say about my a_ _ every time I eat chips.)

“Good valuu” (Best pick-up line ever used by Samir, the tandoori chicken.)

“Best dal in town” (Samir's rooster friend, commenting on all the tandoori chicken babes at Mumbai's Pick-a-Chick.)

Drink For Pleasure

“Plantation shurrere” (Need help extracting that Tequila worm from your windpipe?)

“Laker view” (The last image the Celtics see when peering through Kobe’s smoke.)

“Has guess house” (Methinks the agent is questionable, too.)

“New top soiled” (My guess is you also soiled your trousers...)

R & R

“Very rested and quiet area” (Um...the space between your ears?)

“White Tex around pool and deck” (First day of summer at the Houston Social Club.)

“This is the beast!” (Shouted drooling Larry thinking he had identified Sasquatch in a lineup.)

“Choose wither one” (Explanation of why Playmates hook up with Hugh Hefner.)

“Sirius buyers only” (Reason # 1 not to let Howard Stern type your listing remarks.)

Jaw Droppers of the Week

“Relax by the poop” (For those whose lives have turned to sh_t.)

“Many models to prick” (Grinned Keith to Mick backstage during the Steel Wheels tour.)

 

That’s it for this week, friends. Remember: Spell Well to Sell. Or is it “swell”?

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

 
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Gwen Banta
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Charles, the submissions come from all over the United States, but the most come from large cities where there are more people who speak English as a second language. Thus, we have a lot more laughs with our local MLS!
June 30, 2012 03:16 PM
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Gwen Banta
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Lisa, thank you for sharing. I'm sure they will all catch the main theme – stupidity! :-)
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Gwen, As always, very funny! I've missed your posts!

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Connie, thanks so much for reading. I'm glad my insanity has paid off :-)

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I am in catch-up mode today. I will be getting a three-fer.  Isn't walk to churches a violation of the code of ethics?

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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.