Eleven Things I Never Said To My Clients

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Education & Training with House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada

Yesterday, for a bit of fun, I wrote about eleven things I hoped my broker would never hear about me from clients.  Fair is fair.   Now I have eleven things I hoped my clients would never read from my mind.  I may have been tempted to say or have thought these things but age, good taste and a need to earn a living held me back.    

1.      If I throw a stick, will you leave my car?

2.      I’d love to help you but it is wine o’clock somewhere in the British Empire.

3.      Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

4.     Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

5.     Nice perfume.  Must you marinate in it?

6.     How do I set my laser pointer to stun?

7.      I’m already visualizing that duct tape over your mouth. 

8.      I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 

9.      You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10.  I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me. 

11.  Do I look like a people person?

 

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Brian Park
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Didn't need to make it members only, maybe some members of the public will see themselves, and maybe change. One thing I did say once was "do you remember when you were young, did you ever do anything that caused your mother say I can't take you anymore? ANSWER YES, Well believe me I know just how she felt." 

July 09, 2012 11:51 AM
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Melissa Brown
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Love it, love it, love, Valerie!  I might add something about "May I call you at 11:00 pm to discuss room sizes?  I'm sure you won't mind!"

July 10, 2012 03:56 PM
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Valerie Zinger
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House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada

Brian:  Now that is a good one.  It lets the client know how you feel.

Melissa:  Good one because, like us, clients never sleep and always want a very late call.  

July 11, 2012 03:04 AM
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Kathy Streib
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Valerie- I have no idea how I missed this last Sunday but it is hilarious!!!  I love #11.

July 13, 2012 06:39 PM
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Valerie Zinger
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Kathy:  Every once in awhile I will say to MDH - "What part of me looks like I care?"  

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