"One hat property" - Hair-Raising MLS Bloopers That Will

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Still recovering from the 4th? These bloopers indicate that some agents may still be trying to sober up. Check out these hilarious gaffes:

Too Much Time On Your Hands

“Moisture intruder” (Announcing the new superhero – Hose Man!)

“Bath byday” (Drink much by night?)

“One hat property!” ( One headless agent…)

“Out address is…” (Let me guess – Harvey Milk’s party invitation?)

Too Much Information

“Mole in basement” (Last entry on the CIA Office Directory.)

“Wires near house not hot voltage” (Well, you obviously stuck your tongue on something!)

“Small lak in master bath” (Note to kayak enthusiasts: Avoid brown water.)

“Steps to bach” (It’s pretty hard to dance to St. Matthew’s Passion.)

Too Much To Be True

“Los of light” ( That’s what happens when you pass out after the 5th martini.)

“Maturd trees” (When the wind blows, that must cause a real sh_tstorm!)

“Looking for backer” (Is this a house or the Indianapolis Colts?)

‘Rash before it goes” (I suggest you try a strong ointment…)

“We welcome all inquirkies” (Sign on your door at Nuts-R-Us treatment Facility, sweetheart?)

Too Much Grass

“Big lawn for kids and pots” (So are you suggesting we cook the kiddies?)

“Newley laid law” (Gloria Allred must have gotten lucky last night!)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell and Sell!

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty
Jack, I never thought of it that way. Perhaps some of these agents are trying to do us a favor!
July 12, 2012 07:42 PM
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Jennifer Prestwich
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Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster

Eegads, Gwen!  Thanks for the laugh today! :)  I still can't figure out what that first one is supposed to be....

July 14, 2012 02:42 PM
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty

Jennifer, no doubt the agent meant "moisture intrusion." I have been doing the blooper blog every Friday for several years, so I am starting to speak the language...which scares me a bit :-)

July 14, 2012 02:46 PM
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Mike Cooper
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Winchester Real Estate Sales, Cornerstone Business Group Inc

Gwen, that one hat property sounds like my housing while in college.  Fortunately, we didn't have any hot wires near the property, but then again, we didn't have any hot babes either.  Sad, but true.  

July 15, 2012 09:09 AM
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Gwen Banta
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Mike. you must have attended a monastery. Oh, wait a minute...for a second there, I forgot to whom I was speaking. ;-)

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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.