"One hat property" - Hair-Raising MLS Bloopers That Will

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Still recovering from the 4th? These bloopers indicate that some agents may still be trying to sober up. Check out these hilarious gaffes:

Too Much Time On Your Hands

“Moisture intruder” (Announcing the new superhero – Hose Man!)

“Bath byday” (Drink much by night?)

“One hat property!” ( One headless agent…)

“Out address is…” (Let me guess – Harvey Milk’s party invitation?)

Too Much Information

“Mole in basement” (Last entry on the CIA Office Directory.)

“Wires near house not hot voltage” (Well, you obviously stuck your tongue on something!)

“Small lak in master bath” (Note to kayak enthusiasts: Avoid brown water.)

“Steps to bach” (It’s pretty hard to dance to St. Matthew’s Passion.)

Too Much To Be True

“Los of light” ( That’s what happens when you pass out after the 5th martini.)

“Maturd trees” (When the wind blows, that must cause a real sh_tstorm!)

“Looking for backer” (Is this a house or the Indianapolis Colts?)

‘Rash before it goes” (I suggest you try a strong ointment…)

“We welcome all inquirkies” (Sign on your door at Nuts-R-Us treatment Facility, sweetheart?)

Too Much Grass

“Big lawn for kids and pots” (So are you suggesting we cook the kiddies?)

“Newley laid law” (Gloria Allred must have gotten lucky last night!)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell and Sell!

For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.

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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
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Well, you gotta like a house without hot voltage.  How much more safe can it be!?  I would avoid the maturd trees though.  Sounds nasty.

July 12, 2012 05:05 AM #11
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Valerie Zinger
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Gwen. Anither good set of typos. I like the rash before it goes. It gives me an itch.
July 12, 2012 05:21 AM #12
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Lisa Von Domek
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Good morning Gwen,

I don't know which is funnier, "newly laid law" or your Gloria Allred theory!

July 12, 2012 05:23 AM #13
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Marti Garaughty
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Because inquirky minds want to know!  ;-)

July 12, 2012 08:28 AM #14
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Michael Jacobs
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Hi Gwen -- you prove once again that not even the spell check function is enough to stop some of these offenders.   

July 12, 2012 08:59 AM #15
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Erv, sometimes I wish I didn't see so well. It gives me nightmares :-)

Andrew, I agree. It's interesting that although those agents can't spell, they can probably count the number of zeros on their commission checks!

Tom, I need a house like that too… because I'm going to pot :-)

LOL - Conrad, her ex-husband certainly got drunk enough, because they have a daughter. But who knows - maybe now he's in therapy…

Dorie, thank you for your ongoing support – it's always wonderful to hear from you!

July 12, 2012 05:27 PM #16
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Brenda, thanks for tuning in, and have a wonderful weekend!

Jay, I think you are wise in avoiding the "maturd" trees. That must have come from a constipated agent.

Valerie, some people just give too much information. I don't want to imagine where that guy's rash is!)

 Lisa, I'd like to think that she is doing something to help her chill out :-

Marti, I like quirky - just not in spelling!

July 12, 2012 05:29 PM #17
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Michael, I think these offenders should be incarcerated in a classroom with evil, knuckle-smacking nuns.
July 12, 2012 11:42 AM #18
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Debbie Reynolds
Prudential PenFed Realty, "The Real Debbie Reynolds" Your Clarksville Real Estate Professional, 931-920-6730 - Clarksville, TN
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Gwen, Good for you capturing some of the humor of the last few days. Agents really should check their work though.

July 12, 2012 02:33 PM #19
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Debbie, sadly enough, I find these every week. Please be sure to check back in or subscribe, because I post the Blooper Blog every Friday. Welcome aboard!
July 12, 2012 02:39 PM #20
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Patty Da Silva, Davie, Southwest Ranches Cooper City, Plantation, Weston, REALTOR
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Can always count on your bloopers to brighten my day!

July 12, 2012 03:16 PM #21
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Patty, I can always count on your comments to brighten my day!
July 12, 2012 03:24 PM #22
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Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg IL Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs of Chicago - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Homes

The inquirkies are out in force. Hide your valuables!

July 12, 2012 04:10 PM #23
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Lyn, do you think the inquirkies are quirky inmates? Or maybe they are inmates from Alba-quirky :-)

July 12, 2012 05:26 PM #24
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Jack Mossman - The Nines Team in Stockton
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Gwen - still without some of the entertainment value of the MLS - it would be pretty dry reading ... thanks for sharing!

July 12, 2012 07:15 PM #25
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Jack, I never thought of it that way. Perhaps some of these agents are trying to do us a favor!
July 12, 2012 07:42 PM #26
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Jennifer Prestwich
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Eegads, Gwen!  Thanks for the laugh today! :)  I still can't figure out what that first one is supposed to be....

July 14, 2012 02:42 PM #27
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jennifer, no doubt the agent meant "moisture intrusion." I have been doing the blooper blog every Friday for several years, so I am starting to speak the language...which scares me a bit :-)

July 14, 2012 02:46 PM #28
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Mike Cooper
Winchester Real Estate Sales, Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
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Gwen, that one hat property sounds like my housing while in college.  Fortunately, we didn't have any hot wires near the property, but then again, we didn't have any hot babes either.  Sad, but true.  

July 15, 2012 09:09 AM #29
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Gwen Banta
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Mike. you must have attended a monastery. Oh, wait a minute...for a second there, I forgot to whom I was speaking. ;-)

July 15, 2012 09:31 AM #30
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