Cheesiest Realtor Slogan Contest

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Real Estate Broker Owner with Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc

You all have seen them. You have rolled your eyes at them. Why are Realtor slogans so darn cheesy. And those photos on business cards? How did that trend start? Why don't accountants or carpet salespersons have photos on their business cards? Oh and that photo that was taken 15 years ago, or taken at a GlamourShots... priceless.

So I'd like to salute the creative and ask for submissions for the cheesiest Realtor slogan out there and in use (no made up ones please). Once we hit 25 people posting submissions or May 1st, we will issue a $50 Gift Card to Home Depot for the best posting. Either I'll pick the best or pick a run off that will be voted on.

To start you off, I have found the following slogans:

  • "Doing Things For You Only #1 Can Do!"
    What the heck does this mean??

  • "We know where you live."
    Wow, this one is gonna be hard to beat. This would creep me out!
Or maybe a Cheesy business card? Maybe I should give these out:

 

SUBMIT YOUR FAVORITE CHEESY SLOGAN!


Please forward this to your friends if you think they would agree. But don't spam them. Post the slogan here under "comments" or email me if you have a photo of the slogan in action. I don't want to make direct fun of particular people so I will edit out their names.

- Written by Frank Borges LL0SA- Broker/Owner FranklyRealty.com
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Malou Toler

I have been in Real Estate for 9 years and at the same time I am a professional acoustic singer.

I can not think of a logo that can fit my name. Malou Toler( The singing realtor) that's what everyone is suggesting, do you have any suggestions?

April 14, 2010 07:23 PM
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Stephanie Gregory

I'm fluent in "REAL ESTATE".   I got tired of being asked if I spoke another language. No, but I speak real estate.

April 28, 2010 01:40 PM
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Peter Preston-Thomas
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"Now Serving You" seems more like the slogan for a lawyer!

October 08, 2010 11:02 AM
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FRANK LL0SA Esq.- Northern Virginia Broker .:. FranklyRealty.com
Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc
Perfect, given that I graduate in a year from law school.
October 08, 2010 11:09 AM
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Michael Carnahan
Advance Realty Direct, Inc.

This is great stuff!!!

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