Are your listing remarks off by a hair, friends? Hopefully you are not one of this week's blooper culprits, but you, too, may have spotted a lot of very funny mistakes in the MLS listing remarks, as I did. Is summer responsible for our laziness, or is it the afternoon keggers? You decide:
“Sushi screens for privacy” (How do you get the tuna to hold on?)
“Big turkey house” (Big turkey agent.)
“Traveling floors” (Apparently they took your IQ with them.)
“Surrounded by granary” (Talk about sowing your wild oats!)
“Work off the itches in the home gym” (Perhaps a strong ointment would be better advised…)
“Gun for the kids” (Yet another open house in Compton…)
“Ocean waves and sea hair” (Is this an advertising poster for a cruise on the Titanic?)
“View all models in hospital suite.” (No doubt due to a rise in the number of curling iron injuries.)
“Disappearing wall of gass” (I see you’ve met my dog.)
“Tiled from looking?” (Hammered from drinking?)
Get Outta Town!
“Seller purring on new roof” (Let me guess – Tennessee Williams’ interpretation of Fiddler on the Roof?)
“Submit with clocks” (If you are timing your future in real estate, all I can say is: Tick…tick…tick…)
“Ash us” (I see you finally read the small writing at the bottom of your real estate credentials.)
“Glossy black chair tails” (It must be tough to train the raccoons so you can sit on them.)
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“Bush clearance” (Ad in window at a West Hollywood waxing salon.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and Sell! For more real estate humor, please visit Gwen at www.sherlockofhomes.blogspot.com/ or Agent Genius. For all your real estate needs, please go to www.LAhomesite.com.
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