Cool One Liners

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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.


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Bill Gillhespy
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Shannon,   Thanks for a funny post.  It is overcast here and this is a good laugh !
Jan 17, 2008 11:53 AM #1
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Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
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Thanks for sharing Shannon---here are a couple of my favorites: 

"It is easier to change direction than it is to forget where one has been."

"Some things aren't meant to be any easier than they are."

 

Jan 17, 2008 12:00 PM #2
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Jeff Fullmer
FM Properties - Idaho Falls, ID
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Thanks for the post Shannon! I really think the "Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out" quote is very good. "If you don't stand for something then you will fall for anything" (Wasn't that Lincoln?)

 

Jan 17, 2008 12:03 PM #3
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Shannon Peace
Bayside Escrow, Inc. - Santa Ana, CA

Jeff,

Weel, I didn't write them, but I am sure someone will think it's a good one!! lol I am more liberal and in agreement with the one you said ( I think it was Lincoln), but I like to appeal to all, not one.

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Jan 17, 2008 12:15 PM #4
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Mary Bowen
Coldwell Banker United, Realtor - The Woodlands, TX
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Thanks for the giggles. The one liners were great
Jan 17, 2008 12:43 PM #5
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Dave Cheatham
INC Financial - Bartlett, IL
Now I like theses.  Some I have heard before  others are new.  Thanks for sharing.
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