Funny Morning

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Real Estate Agent with Stewart Estates

 

 

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

 

 

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

 

The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"


 

 

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

 

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I don't know why the groom is not in red, because once he marries and the wife gets hold of the credit cards that's where his finances end up....

September 02, 2012 06:22 AM
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HA! That preacher certainly knew how to market to his people! Thanks for the chuckle!

September 02, 2012 06:37 AM
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LOL!! Sometimes the jokes are more true than funny.
September 02, 2012 06:51 AM
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Good ones - great way to start my day - thanks! Regards Dave

September 02, 2012 07:20 AM
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those darn parishioners with the the keys to the new building literally in their own pockets!

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