Monday Funny - Out of the Mouth of Babes.

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Education & Training with House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Darren stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Darren?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Darren watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 

'What's the matter, asked Darren 'Giving up?'

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Darren's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and 'Yes,' said the policemen.  'The dectives want very badly to capture him.  asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

 Darren asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" 

 

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Thanks for sharing the humor with us on a Monday morning.

Sep 24, 2012 07:57 AM #1
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Good morning Val....

I must send your link to my Dad In Law. He will get a big kick out of your Monday funnies :)  So did I.

Sep 24, 2012 07:57 AM #2
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Good morning Valerie,

Very funny and so cute, especially the one about the mug shot!

Sep 24, 2012 07:59 AM #3
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Valerie- I'm still laughing!!!  I love the one about the one in the police station. 

Sep 24, 2012 08:00 AM #4
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I love Darren!

Sep 24, 2012 08:01 AM #5
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Valerie Zinger
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Edward:  You are welcome.

John:  I hope he likes this type of humour.

Lisa:  That was my favourite as well.

Sep 24, 2012 08:14 AM #6
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Valerie Zinger
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Kathy:  You, me and Lisa.  It is a goodie.

Roger:  I love him too.  A bit of a smartie pants but funny.

Sep 24, 2012 08:14 AM #7
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LOL- Thanks for sharing- love your Monday morning funnies-  I'll surely share them with my associates.  Have very successful day.

Sep 24, 2012 08:27 AM #8
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Pretty funny Valerie. Enjoy the day.

Sep 24, 2012 09:22 AM #9
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Thanks for the chuckles!  It always makes the day better.

Sep 24, 2012 09:31 AM #10
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Valerie, I have a friend Darren that will just love these to tickle his funny bone.

Sep 24, 2012 10:23 AM #11
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Hey Val!  Kiddos are just so smart!  

Sep 24, 2012 10:49 AM #12
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Val, I think I liked the last one best.  Yeah, why didn't you keep him when you had him?

Sep 24, 2012 11:45 AM #13
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Valerie,

Everyone needs a little Darren in their life every once in a while.

Sep 24, 2012 12:43 PM #14
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I like them Valerie. Thanks for the chuckle.

Sep 24, 2012 01:15 PM #15
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I think those were so cute. I had read the first one before but the last one was priceless!

Sep 24, 2012 06:37 PM #16
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Michele:  My day was good.  Hope you had a good day as well.

Sheila:  Looking forward to more stories about the old and the new house.

Richard:  It does.

Debbie:  Hope he likes them.

Sep 25, 2012 11:25 AM #17
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Valerie Zinger
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Donna:  They are.

Ron:  That is the funny part - where or how did he escape?

Pamela:  Cute humour.  Gotta love it.

Janice:  You are so welcome.

Sussie:  I wonder who makes up these jokes.   They are so funny.

Sep 25, 2012 11:27 AM #18
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Valerie,

Thanks for the laughs.  These reminded me of my son when he was little.  We never knew what was going to come out of his mouth......still don't!!

 

 

Sep 26, 2012 02:41 PM #19
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Paula:  That is why it is fun to hang around with little kids.  They say the most amazing things. 

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