Monday Funny - Out of the Mouth of Babes.

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Education & Training with House Proud Ottawa-Ontario-Canada

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Darren stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Darren?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Darren watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 

'What's the matter, asked Darren 'Giving up?'

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Darren's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and 'Yes,' said the policemen.  'The dectives want very badly to capture him.  asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

 Darren asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" 

 

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Sussie Sutton
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I think those were so cute. I had read the first one before but the last one was priceless!

September 24, 2012 06:37 PM
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Valerie Zinger
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Michele:  My day was good.  Hope you had a good day as well.

Sheila:  Looking forward to more stories about the old and the new house.

Richard:  It does.

Debbie:  Hope he likes them.

September 25, 2012 11:25 AM
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Valerie Zinger
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Donna:  They are.

Ron:  That is the funny part - where or how did he escape?

Pamela:  Cute humour.  Gotta love it.

Janice:  You are so welcome.

Sussie:  I wonder who makes up these jokes.   They are so funny.

September 25, 2012 11:27 AM
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Paula McDonald
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Valerie,

Thanks for the laughs.  These reminded me of my son when he was little.  We never knew what was going to come out of his mouth......still don't!!

 

 

September 26, 2012 02:41 PM
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Paula:  That is why it is fun to hang around with little kids.  They say the most amazing things. 

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