"Knight views" - MLS Bloopers - Is There A Chink in YOUR Armor?

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Riddle: Why did the chicken fall down in the middle of the road?
(A.) Too many margaritas at the Corn Coop?
(B.) He was auditioning for a part in The God-fodder?
(C.) He was laughing so hard after reading the MLS that he passed a kidney stone?

If you guessed “C,” welcome back to this week’s blooper blog. For a good laugh, check out these eggs that were laid:

First Came the Egg

“Do not go beyond dead end” (It seems your career already has.)

“Blonds to be installed” (Whispered Harry Reid to his cronies while lounging in the Senate jacuzzi.)

“Hatting bad – needs update” (Chortled members of Britain’s Fourth Estate when reviewing the Royal Wedding Photos.)

“Coffee & Brownie served” (Won’t the threads of the Brownie uniform get caught in my teeth?)

“View of Dodder Stadium” (Sign at Medicare Office.)

Next Came the Fowl

“EZ sell - why swat?” (I’ll tell you why – because I’d love it if a man rappelled down my wall!)

“Just pass underpuss” (Not without a Hazmat suit I won’t!)

“Nice knight views” (Intoned King Arthur of West Hollywood when Sir Lancelot bent over to pick up his sword.)

“Has gob to go!” (Have you tried NyQuil for your loogie, Larry?)

“Pool, but no tens” (Oh, so they've eliminated your IQ group?)

Breaded and Dipped

“Over-sized shouter in bathroom” (How did Gov. Christie get stuck in your bathroom?)

“Soon will be done done” (Let me guess – your brain after a six-pack?)

“This pig needs lipshit” (Requirement # 1 for a seat in Congress.)

“Submit hardshit letter” (This must be a new process of elimination.)

Beak-First Into the Fryer

“Submit before labor” (Something tells me that gong has been banged…)

“Dong driveway” (Uh, does it get hard if you park on it?)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well, and sell!

PLEASE NOTE: There will be no Blooper Blog next week, as I will be in Hong Kong, but  I promise to post again on Friday, Oct 12. Have a great week!

*NOTE: If you like humor, please SUBSCRIBE - the Blooper Blog comes out every Friday!

 

 

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Dick & Sandy Beals
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Dong driveway....you crack me up!

Dick Beals

October 10, 2012 12:31 PM
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Jill Sackler
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Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. "Said and Done!"

Hands down, the Breaded and Dipped category wins today, Gwen.

October 11, 2012 01:36 PM
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty

Thank you, Lisa. I got in last night - it was fabulous!

 

Michael, you sound as if you know this from experience :-)

 

Dick, I had fun with that one...but I had to work hard to control myself!

 

 Jill, I just returned from Asia- and I am so jet lagged I feel as though I'm the one who is breaded and dipped!

October 11, 2012 02:05 PM
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Sandra Paulow
REALTOR, Associate Broker, GRI, SFR
Aspen Properties, Inc.

Love it.  I've seen many such errors on listings, great humerous way to look at it.

October 20, 2012 12:02 PM
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty

Sandra, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

October 20, 2012 05:47 PM
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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.