Here are some quotes from Will Rogers that I think are witty but true. What do you think?
A fool and his money are soon elected.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.