A Doctor's Waiting Room(End of Week Funny)(Rated PG)

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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.  The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose

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I often wonder why they have to ask why you at the doctors office in the waiting room when you've already told them over the phone? 
February 03, 2008 08:57 AM
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:) -- that was good.
February 03, 2008 09:03 AM
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LOL...well we come into the world in diapers and we leave in diapers..so maybe Cris!LOL
February 03, 2008 09:16 AM
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Wayne..your guess is as good as mine...makes you want to crawl into a hole!
February 03, 2008 09:18 AM
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Thanks Aziz!
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