A Doctor's Waiting Room(End of Week Funny)(Rated PG)

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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.  The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose

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Rainer
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Brande Bradford
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Keller Williams
LOL  BLR... That was good for a Saturday morning laugh.
February 02, 2008 07:11 AM
Rainer
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Marc Grossman
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Marc It Sold!
LOL!!
February 02, 2008 07:41 AM
Rainmaker
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Debbie Malone
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Londeree's Real Estate & Prop. Mgt
LOL! -I've heard a lot of whispered conversations in the doctor's waiting room, That's too funny!
February 02, 2008 09:13 AM
Rainer
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Danny Thornton
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Rick, I fell out of my chair when I read this. I would have loved to have been there when he said that to the nurse.
February 02, 2008 09:33 AM
Rainer
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Karen Inch
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That is too funny.  What do they expect you to do?  Great funny on this beautiful Saturday morning.
February 02, 2008 01:00 PM
Rainmaker
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Brigita McKelvie
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Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.
Funny!  LOL  Out of the mouths of seniors!  LOL
February 02, 2008 02:05 PM
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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LOL Michael...I can't please everybody!
February 02, 2008 07:27 PM
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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Thanks Brande!
February 02, 2008 07:28 PM
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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Debbie...I have heard alot of loud ones as well...LOL
February 02, 2008 07:29 PM
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BLR Guy
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Have a Great weekend Marc!
February 02, 2008 07:29 PM
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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Have a Great weekend Marc!
February 02, 2008 07:29 PM
Rainer
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Danny...let me speedsmileys on up there and help you off the floor!LOL
February 02, 2008 07:32 PM
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BLR Guy
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Thanks Karen!It was a beautiful day wasn't it!
February 02, 2008 07:33 PM
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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Yes Brigita...Gotta love those seniors!LOL
February 02, 2008 07:35 PM
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Cris Burlew
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If it's not seniors saying the darndest things...it's the kids. Could they be one and the same?
February 03, 2008 12:06 AM
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I often wonder why they have to ask why you at the doctors office in the waiting room when you've already told them over the phone? 
February 03, 2008 08:57 AM
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Aziz Abdur-Raoof
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:) -- that was good.
February 03, 2008 09:03 AM
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BLR Guy
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LOL...well we come into the world in diapers and we leave in diapers..so maybe Cris!LOL
February 03, 2008 09:16 AM
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BLR Guy
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Wayne..your guess is as good as mine...makes you want to crawl into a hole!
February 03, 2008 09:18 AM
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Thanks Aziz!
February 03, 2008 09:18 AM
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