*2013 Darwin Awards*

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 Unbelievable!!!!


*THE 2013 DARWIN  AWARDS ..... *
*You've been waiting for them with baited breath, so without further ado,
here are the 2013 Darwin  Awards: ******You have to read about the winner********

*Eighth Place : **  *
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water
after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve
his car keys.

*Seventh Place : **  *
A 49-year-old  San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran",
accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

*Sixth Place : **  *
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection
from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it
collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used
their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It
took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones
was pronounced dead at a hospital.

*Fifth Place ; *
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a
bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight
he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of
his skull as he hit the floor.

*Fourth Place;; **  *
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who
said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth
and pull the trigger.

*Third Place ; **  *
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door,
a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The
shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the
counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up
and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also
drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by
Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases
in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.

*HONORABLE MENTION; **  *
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2
A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see
what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was
closed.

*RUNNER UP: **  *
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said
they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle
of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped
along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of
the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham,
who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of
lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and
then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable
tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his
fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's
foot was never located.

*AND THE WINNER IS.... *
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (  Paderborn , Germany  ) fed his constipated
elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries,
figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr
Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant
continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just
one of those freak accidents that proves.......  ' *Shit happens *' ......
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Rainmaker
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Gabe Sanders
Stuart Florida Real Estate
the BlueWater Realty team specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales

Conrad, thanks for sharing these.  I continue to be amazed every year when they come out.

October 26, 2013 04:15 AM
Rainmaker
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Raymond E. Camp
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester
Empire Realty Group

Good morning Conrad,

"As the world turns!"

Make yourself a great day.

October 26, 2013 04:30 AM
Rainmaker
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James Dray
AR., MO., or OK. I can find the home for you.
Wise Custom Realty

I don't think it will but I just had to recommend this one way too funny.  I just love these. 

October 26, 2013 04:41 AM
Rainmaker
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
Re/Max Professional Associates

Giving an elephant 22 doses of animal laxative was a real shitty idea Barbara.

Truth can be better than fiction Roy.

They do get dumber Gabe each year.

Love soaps Raymond?

Thanks James.  Have a great weekend.

 

October 26, 2013 04:58 AM
Rainmaker
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections

Hi Conrad,

I actually read the whole post. Funny in a way how stupid people can be when they think or don't think. Crazy stuff.

Have a good day in Webster.

Best, Clint McKie

October 26, 2013 04:59 AM
Rainmaker
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Anita Clark
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA
ColdwellBanker SSK Realtors ~ 478.960.8055

Conrad: Definitely a thinning of the gene pool with these rocket scientists.  Have a wonderful and fun weekend.

October 26, 2013 05:16 AM
Rainmaker
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Wayne Martin
Sales Manager - New Homes & Condominiums Division
Michael Saunders & Company

Conrad, goes to prove stupid goes all the way to the bone! Enjoy your day!

October 26, 2013 05:21 AM
Rainmaker
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
Re/Max Professional Associates

It is crazy stuff Clint.

I lost 50 IQ points just reading it Anita.

It sure does Wayne.

October 26, 2013 06:04 AM
Rainmaker
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Lisa Von Domek
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com

Hello Conrad,

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard I was crying!  These are hysterical, and the aptly named award certainly demonstrates his theory of natural selection...

October 26, 2013 02:08 PM
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Liz and Bill Spear
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Conrad, Might be good for humanity that some of these folks are out of the gene pool! 

October 26, 2013 03:35 PM
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
WI Realtors - Luxury - Short Sale - CDPE, REDS
Keller Williams 414-525-0563

Advanced degrees in rocket science....soooo many awards !

October 26, 2013 04:53 PM
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Debbie Reynolds
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Conrad, Well what can I say, there ae some crazy people in this world that will do crazy things.

October 26, 2013 06:44 PM
Rainmaker
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
Re/Max Professional Associates

It is amazing how stupid people are Lisa.

They should be Bliz.

Soooooo many dummies Sally.

It is a speechless award Debbie.

October 27, 2013 04:07 AM
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Silvia Dukes PA, REALTOR
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Conrad, you just can't make up things like that! 

October 27, 2013 01:44 PM
Rainmaker
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Lisa Von Domek
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!
Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com

Yes, I do believe we are past the "dumming down" of our society...it's time to raise the bar!

October 27, 2013 03:19 PM
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
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You can't Silvia.

49% of our society is getting some form of welfare Lisa.  Good luck raising the bar.

October 28, 2013 03:52 AM
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Lisa Von Domek
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Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC, Real Estate Broker/Associate with Real Living Real Estate Group www.LisaVon.com

I know, it is so depressing that so many are willing to accept how far we have sunk...

October 28, 2013 04:15 AM
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
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Sad commentary on our times Lisa.

October 28, 2013 04:46 AM
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Chandler Real Estate Liz Harris, MBA
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Hahaha so many stupid people in this world. We can only hope that they stop breeding :p Thank you for this post its been a real treat!

October 28, 2013 11:56 AM
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Conrad Allen
Webster, Ma, Realtor
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Glad you enjoyed Liz.

October 28, 2013 01:18 PM
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