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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? "

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. "

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? " 

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. "

"If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. "

"Budget: A method for going broke methodically."

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. "

"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... "

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." 

"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." -Bill Clinton

 

HOPE YOU HAD A LAUGH OR TWO!   

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Rainer
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Brian Luce
Associate Broker
Weidel Realtors Doylestown

My motto's are :

 

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

 and . . .

 

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize" 

March 14, 2008 03:52 PM
Anonymous #3
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Thanks, Jen. I needed a laugh. Speaking of beer, Sam Adams has a great white ale...my new fave (I have a sissy stomach)
March 14, 2008 03:55 PM
Rainmaker
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Jennifer Dahl

Tony - glad you enjoyed 'em

Brian - LOL!!

Mike - I'm like Norm on Cheers, " I never met a beer I didn't like" I'll have to try that one!

March 14, 2008 03:59 PM
Rainmaker
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Bill Gillhespy
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
16 Sunview Blvd
Hi Jen,  Was wondering where the Friday funnies were !  Thanks for the good laugh.
March 14, 2008 04:06 PM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl
Hey Bill!  I felt bad for missing last week, but I didn't have it in me!  Had to do it this week to pep myself up and hopefully others out there! I won't slack anymore!  Thanks for commenting!
March 14, 2008 04:10 PM
Rainer
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Harold "Hal" Place
A1 Connection Realty, Inc.

Hi Jen,

Nice way to finish the week. Thanks for the laugh.

Have a good weekend.

Hal

March 14, 2008 04:14 PM
Anonymous #8
Anonymous
Anonymous
Thank you very much for sharing, some of those were really hilarious
March 14, 2008 04:26 PM
Rainer
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Elaine A. Cook
Bellingham Real Estate
Connect Realty.com
Great giggles to end the week!  Thanks
March 14, 2008 04:36 PM
Rainer
56,613
Lissa Uder
Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent
RE/MAX Next Generation, LLC
Thanks for the very much needed laugh! These are great!
March 14, 2008 04:58 PM
Rainer
77,555
David Slavin
CDPE, ABR, SRES RE/MAX Grand
RE/MAX Grand
Thanks for the laughs!  I love the one about frowning!
March 14, 2008 05:19 PM
Rainer
129,765
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals
These are so funny, what a good end to a long day! Thanks for the smile!
March 14, 2008 07:11 PM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl
Rich, David, Lissa, Elaine, Hal and Shane - Thanks for commenting ya'll!  Have a great weekend!
March 14, 2008 08:14 PM
Rainer
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Danny Thornton
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R & D Art
Jennifer, this is very funny. i am going to feature it on today's Funnies Recap.
March 20, 2008 07:54 AM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl
Hi Danny - Cool! Thanks!
March 21, 2008 10:53 AM
Rainmaker
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Clint Miller
Real Estate Pipeline, Inc.
Speaking of beers....If you are ever in this neck of the woods...try Moose Drool.  Yum!!!!
March 21, 2008 10:59 AM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl

Clint - Don't tease, just send me some! :)

March 22, 2008 04:01 PM
Rainmaker
251,689
Robert Machado
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management - Sacramento Area
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC
Thanks for the laughs.
March 24, 2008 05:50 PM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl
No problem Robert, glad you enjoyed them!
March 26, 2008 08:13 AM
Rainer
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Gary J. Rocks
Werner Realty

Jennifer

Some more words to live by, thanks for the reminder and taking the time to make us laugh

March 28, 2008 02:25 PM
Rainmaker
51,634
Jennifer Dahl
Glad you got laugh out of it Gary!
March 28, 2008 05:14 PM
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