Animal Humor: How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605

pngHere is the next installment on my series of animal (pet) humor. Once again, I do not know who was responsible for this list so I will just present it and add one more breed of dog to the list..the Siberian Husky. Since I have two of them, I feel it is an appropriate addition. For those who have dog breeds not mentioned here - try adding your own response. Let's have some fun!png

 

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.

ROTTWEILER: Make me!

LABRADOR: Oh, me,me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?!!!

GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSEL TERRIER:
Ill just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.png

DOBERMAN:
While its dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right here...

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving, who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPARD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZZZzZzZzZZz.z..z...z...z.z.z...z

SIBERIAN HUSKY: We really don’t need more light in here – everyone is already blinded by the intense nature of my beauty. We could use some extra mirrors though.

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is : How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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Rainmaker
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Teri Eckholm
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Ruthmarie--What a cute blog...as an Australian Shepherd and CAT owner, there is a little truth to this too! I will be watching for more installments in this series! :)
Apr 11, 2008 08:36 AM #12
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Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

Hello Neal,

Maybe she can help the Australian Shepherd??

Hi Lissa,

I don't know who wrote this. I can't take credit.  Since I have Siberians - I added that. The rest is by an unknown author.

Hi Debbie ,

I don't know much about cats, but from what I have heard it is VERY on the money. 

 

 

Apr 11, 2008 10:54 AM #13
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Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

Hi Rosario,

It does hold true...loved the Border Collie and the Poodle....my Siberian addition was pretty good although that might be the two that I had.

Hi Patrice,

I have a husky/cattle dog mix in addition to the two white huskies.  I have quite a few pics of him. I have to say he is a mix between the breeds, but he is somewhat similar to the Aussie - he wants everyone TOGETHER...It works for him.  Huskies could care LESS about herding so he has an uphill battle.

Hi Terri, 

Buddy is my Australian Cattle dog mix - he too likes to "herd" but less so because of the husky in him. It's not as strong - but I could imagine what he'd be like if he was a pure breed.

 

 

Apr 11, 2008 10:58 AM #14
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Tricia Flicker-Miller
Cressy & Everett Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
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Very cute! I am going to e-mail this blog to some people! Thanks!
Apr 11, 2008 07:44 PM #15
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Elizabeth Cooper-Golden
Huntsville Alabama Real Estate, (@ Homes Realty Group) - Huntsville, AL
Huntsville AL MLS
Ruthmarie, These are spot on, aren't they? I have a Golden Retriever and he is just as described! My parents used to have a cocker, and had to replace carpet on a regular basis, lol....Love this list. Thanks for the smile!   Elizabeth  www.Huntsville-Realestate.net
Apr 11, 2008 09:00 PM #16
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Ruthmarie, that is so true!  I can just see all those dogs thinking of all those reasons.  Thanks for sharing.  BTW, I guess I am a staff member as I have 5 cats and one dog.  I know for sure they consider her their slave!
Apr 11, 2008 09:07 PM #17
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Joan Whitebook
BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH
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My cat agrees -- it is not a cat issue -- she will send a message to the staff and it will be taken care of!
Apr 11, 2008 09:08 PM #18
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Yvette Chisholm
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc. - Rockville, MD
Associate Broker - Rockville, MD 301-758-9500
Rhodesian Ridgeback: I'll get to it after my nap. 
Apr 12, 2008 03:49 PM #19
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Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

Joan -

All my friends with cats agree! Cats have staff!

Yvette:

I love it - very cute.  I haven't met to many Rhodesian Ridgebacks.... 

Apr 13, 2008 04:04 AM #20
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John Grant
E Z Home Ownership Realty, LLC - Lansing, MI
English Springer Spaniel:  Just one, then I can see the bird better and I can chase the bird and I can find the bird and I can jump at the bird and I can ..........
Apr 15, 2008 05:47 AM #21
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Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Wake Forest, NC
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate
I have read this many times!  Being a dog and cat owner I just laugh even more each time - I see it in my house every day!  I have a Golden - that description is Perfect.  I have a German Shepherd - even better description and the cat, well no need to go there!
Apr 15, 2008 05:51 AM #22
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Patty Ledford
ERA-The Real Estate Connection - Blue Ridge, GA
Your N. Ga. Mountain Agent -The Ledford Team-Blue Ridge, Ga.
That is too funny and very cute...need one for Shih Tzu's. Thanks for the humor!
Apr 17, 2008 11:04 AM #23
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Bonnie & Terry Westbrook
Westbrook Realty - Ada, MI
Grand Rapids MI Real Estate

Australian Silky Terrier: Lightbulbs? That's what I have a human for, I need to get my beautynap right now....on the bed, of course.

Thanks for the list, Ruthmarie - it is very accurate & tooo funny!! 

Apr 19, 2008 10:45 AM #24
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Chris Ann Cleland
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Very cute.  I'll have to point my Boxer loving friend to this point.  She'll love it.
Apr 19, 2008 10:52 AM #25
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William Feela
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Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

That was great.  The differnet breads do have different personalities, just like their owners.

Apr 19, 2008 12:56 PM #26
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Cindy Glatkowski
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You have my Jack Russell down to a tee!
Apr 19, 2008 04:17 PM #27
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Elaine A. Cook
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I have three dogs, and when I ask them "who is going to help me vacuum?' They all respond with, Not me, I hate that thing!  But when I am done, they are all over the carpet rolling around like they were in Heaven!!!  Gotta go...dogs want a dog treats!
Apr 19, 2008 05:14 PM #28
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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Dog lovers know the personality of their pets, Good trait assignments
Apr 19, 2008 06:33 PM #29
Rainmaker
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Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

John -

I've never had a Springer Spaniel, but I hear they do have a one track mind....

Leesa -

WOW!!! Everyone with cats seems to be in complete agreement on this one...

Patty-

If you get an inspiration - come back and post it. 

Apr 19, 2008 11:36 PM #30
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Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

Bonnie - Nice one - I don't know the breed that well, but it sound about right!

Chris - Ann - the descriptions are very accurate.  Surprising.

William - one shouldn't generalize - but many dogs do fit neatly into categories.

Cindy - the few Jack Russel's that I know really fit that description.... 

Apr 20, 2008 04:20 AM #31
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