It's over. The love is gone. We've drifted apart. Sure, there was a time when everything seemed wonderful. How crazy were we having our first lien right away? Remember when we'd spend the weekends together, you, me, a paintbrush, some power tools? You gave me worth and value and it felt so good.
I was so giving in the past, in fact, I gave until it hurt. Our beautiful second lien came along a few years later. I took you on that amazing 7-day cruise through the Eastern Caribbean. I put your kids through boarding school. We put in that pool you always wanted. I even helped buy the boat of your dreams and the Escalade SUV. It was so good for so long.
But something changed in the past few years and I feel like we're strangers. All you want to do is take, take, take and I've got nothing left to give. I thought you knew me and what I worth, but it turns out I was wrong. You look at me with regret, contempt, and sadness. You wonder why you ever got involved with me. And that hurts. Irreconcilable differences.
So the paperwork has been started. My attorney will be contacting you shortly. The relationship is beyond repair and it's time for both of us to move on. And in case you wondered, you're the one that's going to leave. You get the debt, and I get the house.