I tried recently to go an entire day without telling one lie...including white lies.
Here is my list of the lies that I really missed.
1. Mommy doesn't know where the paints are (of course I do)
2. I thought I already took care of that (Actually, I just thought about taking care of it)
3. I know just where that is (somewhere in my house)
4. I am on top of that (I completely forgot about that)
5. You said you had it! (well you did but, then you gave it to me)
6. I can't tonight (I could...not sure I want to)
7. I would love to but, I have other plans (like watching my butt spread on the couch and watch reality t.v.)
8. I haven't been drinking (no one believes that one anyone...I should get a new one there)