Stupid Laws in Florida that are still in Force

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This is in response to a blog that Simon posted where he showed his disappointment that Florida Legislature did not vote for the bill to make bestiality illegal. You can read his blog here:

Anyhow, in the spirit of addressing various laws that were, are and should and shouldn't be made, I found this neat little collection of current Stupid Florida Laws!!! Enjoy:-)Flirting with a Porcupine

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Elephant
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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Rainmaker
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners - Athens, GA

No sex with a porcupine. Seems to me kind of like a seat belt law,

It's only common sense to wear one but let's make your lack of common sense a crime.

Ok, I admit, it is strange that I could kiss an unmarried woman's parachuter's breasts on Sunday but not my wife's on any day. No common sense with either of those.

As for the bestiality, well, sex should involve consent from both p partners.

Jul 05, 2008 07:17 AM #31
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
ha media group - Orlando, FL
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Ronald, every state has laws on the books that desperately need to be changed or scrapped alltogether. At the very least going over laws of these nature should make for some interesting session:-) Will look at your blog!

Mike - common sense is a pretty uncommon thing indeed. Few have it and fewer still use it, so i am actually quite surprised it's even called "common".  I am with you on the kissing thing!:-) It's pretty darn funny-

Jul 05, 2008 12:03 PM #32
Rainmaker
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Rick Frissell
HomeXpress Realty - Lithia, FL
aka "The Red Baron of Real Estate"

I see the law that you cannot sell your children.  In your research did you find out if it is legal to give them away?

Jul 05, 2008 01:07 PM #33
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Rick, good point. It hadn't occured to me to check into that:-)

Jul 05, 2008 01:17 PM #34
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Sara K. Braden
D.R. Horton DFW East Division - McKinney, TX

Wow... Florida huh?  Who would have "thunk" it?!?  Cute post.  I really enjoyed it.

Jul 05, 2008 01:31 PM #35
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Sara, thank you for stopping by and a sweet comment. Scary as it is, at least it makes us laugh, until we realize that on any given Sunday we could be jailed for jumping out of an airplane. And the whole selling your kids thing being illegal bothers me, as a parent, you know. Can't beat them, can't sell them, what on earth is one supposed to do these days:-)

Jul 05, 2008 01:38 PM #36
Rainmaker
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Paul Slaybaugh
Realty Executives - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate
Jeez, I come to Florida one freaking time and they start drafting laws ...
Jul 05, 2008 10:17 PM #37
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Hey Paul, which one of these laws are you responsible for? The elephant, the porcupine or... well, never mind that:-)

Jul 06, 2008 12:27 AM #38
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Dick Betts
Dick Betts National Speaker - The Villages, FL
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And I was thinking about moving to FL.  No way with all those laws!  Gee I have broker many laws already!

Jul 06, 2008 03:46 PM #39
Rainmaker
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Paul Slaybaugh
Realty Executives - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate
Which ONE, Inna? Shoot, you missed a couple for which I am directly responsible.
Jul 06, 2008 09:03 PM #40
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Amanda Hall
DFW Living - Fort Worth, TX
Real Estate Broker - Fort Worth Texas

Inna, are sparklers legal in Florida? 

 

Jul 06, 2008 09:07 PM #41
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Yes, ma-am :-)

Jul 06, 2008 10:06 PM #42
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Dick, i am just curious to know which laws you broke:-)

Jul 06, 2008 10:08 PM #43
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jackson owen

damn, but i love my porky so much!!!!

jack t. owen

May 07, 2009 04:38 PM #44
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matt the brute!!!!!

May 07, 2009 04:39 PM #45
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Jack T -:

Post resurrected... What gives:-)

May 07, 2009 05:48 PM #46
Rainmaker
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Allison Stewart
St.Cloud Homes - Saint Cloud, FL
St. Cloud Fl Realtor, Osceola County Real Estate 407-616-9904

You may not catch crabs. (Sarasota)

You can give them without penalty!

Jul 05, 2009 06:37 AM #47
Rainmaker
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Inna Hardison
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Allison - that's too funny:-) Don't know how this ancient post got ressurected, but thanks:-)

Crabs for everyone!

Jul 05, 2009 03:24 PM #48
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Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. This is not stupid, it is a common rule of safety: if people are rushing out of a building, for instance in case of fire, doors opening inward may hindrance the flow of persons

 

all the rest of laws is funny

May 18, 2010 02:10 AM #49
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I guess in a time when horses were the main mode of transportation that would be ok
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