Stupid Laws in Florida that are still in Force

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This is in response to a blog that Simon posted where he showed his disappointment that Florida Legislature did not vote for the bill to make bestiality illegal. You can read his blog here:

Anyhow, in the spirit of addressing various laws that were, are and should and shouldn't be made, I found this neat little collection of current Stupid Florida Laws!!! Enjoy:-)Flirting with a Porcupine

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Elephant
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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Post resurrected... What gives:-)

May 07, 2009 05:48 PM
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You may not catch crabs. (Sarasota)

You can give them without penalty!

July 05, 2009 06:37 AM
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Allison - that's too funny:-) Don't know how this ancient post got ressurected, but thanks:-)

Crabs for everyone!

July 05, 2009 03:24 PM
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Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. This is not stupid, it is a common rule of safety: if people are rushing out of a building, for instance in case of fire, doors opening inward may hindrance the flow of persons

 

all the rest of laws is funny

May 18, 2010 02:10 AM
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I guess in a time when horses were the main mode of transportation that would be ok
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