Origin of Chapstick

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Olde Tyme

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The  local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
 
"Howdy, Stranger."
 
"Howdy, Sheriff."
 
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail  and
placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail,
stepped on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
 
"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.
 
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em.

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Good one!
Mar 01, 2007 09:56 AM #2
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EEEEuuuuu! (like my son would say) - that was gross!  :)

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Rick & Ines, I know but funny.....
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That was horrible!!! I love It!
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