Rise and Shine with a Smile

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

Oftentimes in real estate we encounter babes in the woods, whether they be REALTORS, buyers or sellers. In case you haven't heard this one in the past I'll happily bring you up to speed. Afterward, you can add Joke Master (JM) to your professional designations.

 Angel Halos

When a young Real Estate Buyer met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.

"I'll see Heaven first," said the Buyer, and an angel led through the gates on a private tour. Inside it was very peaceful and serene, and all the people there were playing harps and eating grapes. It looked very nice, but the Buyer was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn him to a life of musical tediousness.

"Can I see Hell now?" he asked. The angel pointed him to the elevator, and he went down to the Basement where he was greeted by one of Satan's loyal followers. For the next half hour, the Buyer was led through a tour of what appeared to be the best night clubs he'd ever seen. People were partying loudly, and having a, if you'll pardon the expression, Hell of a time.

When the tour ended, he was sent back up where the angel asked him if he had reached a final decision.
"Yes, I have," he replied. "As great as Heaven looks and all, I have to admit that Hell was more of my kind of place. I've decided to spend my eternity down there."

The Buyer was sent to Hell, where he was immediately thrown into a cave and was chained to a wall, and he was subjected to various tortures. "When I came down here for the tour," he yelled with anger and pain, "I was shown a whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! What happened?!"

The devil replied, "Oh, that! That was just the Model Home."

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Rainer
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Steve Homer
The HBH Group (Keller Williams affiliate)

I like Richard's comment about staging...  LOL - Silk purse from a sow's ear!  Funny one, Gary!  Thanks for a good laugh this morning!

June 24, 2008 06:26 AM
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Laura Cerrano
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Gary, That was a riot...what a great post to start off my day--Thank you! :)

June 24, 2008 07:13 AM
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That was funny - love it!

June 24, 2008 07:20 AM
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Barbara S. Duncan
CRS, GRI, e-PRO, Searcy AR
RE/MAX Advantage

That was a funny story and a great little angel picture.  I liked the one on the right, of course!

June 24, 2008 07:23 AM
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Gary Woltal
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Robert: So true with the builders.

C: Thanks for the highlight over there. You've created a great fun Group.

Pam Winterbauer: I am such a fan of identifying bait and switch. A common practice.

Pam Pugmire: Keeping the names quiet for protection purposes :)

Richard: Staging is fine, but those model homes go way overboard.

Leesa: I knew a veteran like you knew this was an oldie but goodie.

Kathy: Glad you liked it.

Steve: Or lipstick on a pig.

Carole: Keep smiling.

Kelly: Glad you liked it.

June 24, 2008 07:26 AM
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Gary Woltal
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Barbara: I don't know about you, but I can relate to the angel on the right.

June 24, 2008 07:25 AM
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Susan Mangigian
Chester & Delaware County Homes, Delaware and Ches
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Cute Gary! 

June 24, 2008 07:29 AM
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Gary Woltal
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Susan: I try to bring a little sunshine out there to the world : ) Have yourself a great day!

June 24, 2008 07:34 AM
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Clint Miller
Real Estate Pipeline, Inc.

Gary -- LOL!!!  I will have to add that to the list......Thanks!

June 24, 2008 07:43 AM
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Melody Botting
Melody Botting Real Estate Network

Ouch!  I laughed so hard it hurt.

June 24, 2008 09:09 AM
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Jason Crouch
Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)
Austin Texas Homes, LLC

Gary - Now THAT is funny.  I have had similar experiences with clients.

June 24, 2008 09:19 AM
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Neal Bloom
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate
Keller Williams Properties, Weston FL

Gary,

I wonder what they are doing now up there or down there?:) Nice chuckle to start off the day right.

June 24, 2008 09:37 AM
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Lenn Harley
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Oh, Good Grief!!  I didn't even see that one coming. 

June 24, 2008 09:40 AM
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Fran Gaspari
"The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ
Patriot Land Transfer, Inc.

Gary,

There may be a lot of truth in that joke!!! Thanks,   Fran

June 24, 2008 10:58 AM
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Gary Woltal
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Clint: The joke is all yours.

Mel: Laughter hurts.

Jason: The old switcheroo.

Neal: That's me... Mr. Chuckles.

Lenn: Good punch line.

Fran: I've seen this puzzled look with buyers, it is true.

June 24, 2008 12:59 PM
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Carol Culkin
Overland Park
Reece & Nichols

Gary - Thanks for a helluva good laugh!

June 24, 2008 01:37 PM
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Carol: Glad it tickled the ol' funny bone : )

June 24, 2008 03:42 PM
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Lisa Hill
Daytona Beach Real Estate
Florida Property Experts

HAHAHAHAA! I've never heard this one before. I love it! And sweet! I have a new designation! LOL

June 25, 2008 10:34 PM
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Gary Woltal
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Lisa (JM): Spread the humor. You have your designation now.

June 25, 2008 10:52 PM
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Yvette Smith
Realtor In Williamsburg VA, Homes for Sale
LONG & FOSTER

Gary, Great...I had to forward to my fellow agents in my office.  At least the buyers made a decision!!

June 26, 2008 11:00 AM
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