How to Recover From the Stress of the Holidays - Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Lanier Partners

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives, especially during the stress that comes with the holidays!

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of B aileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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Jim Crawford
Jim Crawford Atlanta Realtor - Atlanta Real Estate
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LOL! I wonder how many folks really did this and did find real inner peace!  LOL!   I love it!  Have a Happy New Year!

January 03, 2009 08:09 AM
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Susan Haughton, REALTOR Alexandria VA Homes for Sale

ROFL..I thought this was going in another direction and it really caught me by surprise...too funny!!!  It appears we have A LOT to finish off in the New Year!  Thanks for the laugh.

January 03, 2009 08:13 AM
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Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate
RED Properties

i've read that before and it is hysterical!  thanks, i needed the laugh this morning!

January 03, 2009 08:14 AM
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Shawn Davis
Homes For Sale, Genesee County, Michigan
Home Crossings, P.C.

ROTFL, Mike. That is enough booze to give you eternal peace.

Hope you have a successful 2009!

Shawn

January 03, 2009 08:21 AM
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners

Jim - and a Happy and prosperous New Year to you also

Susan - I have been checking my cupboards ever since I read it

Leesa - hang in there girl

Shawn - and here I am, all out of merlot.

January 03, 2009 08:36 AM
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Bill Gillhespy
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
16 Sunview Blvd

Morning Mike,  Thanks for the funny to get the day started.  Hope your 2009 is the best ever !

January 03, 2009 08:48 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Stuart Florida Real Estate
the BlueWater Realty team specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales

Thanks for the chuckle Mike.  Hope you get out of the emergency room soon after pumping your stomach :-)

January 03, 2009 10:24 AM
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JL Boney, III
Columbia, SC Real Estate
Russell and Jeffcoat

Now this sounds like my kind of stress relief. Now all you need is to finish that pack of Alka Seltzer and you're good to go.

January 03, 2009 11:17 AM
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners

Bill - one thing for certain, it will be the best 2009 I ever have

Gabe - the ol' stomach is lined with cast iron and Rolaids

JL - alka seltzer, rolaids, tums and maybe a little pepcid ac

January 03, 2009 01:25 PM
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Connie Harvey
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate
Pilkerton Realtors

Mike - that was great. I thought it was going in another direction too! Happy New Year!

January 03, 2009 01:32 PM
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Cameron Wilson
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee California
Labrum Real Estate

I hve inr pce an a slght headach bt lif issss gd.

January 03, 2009 07:44 PM
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners

Connie - I like little twists, happy new year to you

Cameron - you are apparantly the first to take the advice to heart

January 04, 2009 06:50 AM
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Laraine Shape
Selling Cincinnati...one kitchen at a time
Comey & Shepherd Realtors

Ha!  My kinda guy - Ralph

January 25, 2009 03:54 PM
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners

Ralphie, or is that Laraine? - I am still recovering from the recovery;^)

January 26, 2009 07:15 AM
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