How to Recover From the Stress of the Holidays - Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Lanier Partners

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives, especially during the stress that comes with the holidays!

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of B aileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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Connie Harvey
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate
Pilkerton Realtors

Mike - that was great. I thought it was going in another direction too! Happy New Year!

January 03, 2009 01:32 PM
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Cameron Wilson
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee California
Labrum Real Estate

I hve inr pce an a slght headach bt lif issss gd.

January 03, 2009 07:44 PM
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners

Connie - I like little twists, happy new year to you

Cameron - you are apparantly the first to take the advice to heart

January 04, 2009 06:50 AM
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Laraine Shape
Selling Cincinnati...one kitchen at a time
Comey & Shepherd Realtors

Ha!  My kinda guy - Ralph

January 25, 2009 03:54 PM
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Mike Saunders
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Ralphie, or is that Laraine? - I am still recovering from the recovery;^)

January 26, 2009 07:15 AM
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