Office Dictionary

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Real Estate Broker Owner with Sonja Babic/PRIME Realty NC, LLC

 

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who's to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project.

Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

Ego Surfing: Googling one's own name.

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.

Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a huge mistake.

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage.

Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork.

Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one's workplace.

Happy Monday!

 

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Thanks Gabe that was my intention. Have a great week!

February 09, 2009 06:24 AM
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Sonja, This is just what the doctor ordered, a definition of what goes on in the office place.  Now all I need is an explanation of how to get out of the blamestorming and treeware..  Thanks for the chuckle.

February 09, 2009 07:40 AM
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Prairie Dogging and Cube Farm are my favorite!!  LOL

February 09, 2009 07:47 AM
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Sonja, That's a fine list and right on target for the most part. That is the scary part...

February 09, 2009 02:15 PM
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Don it is very hard especially if you are in the right company.

Sandy i liked doggies too

Paul soooo scary that we even laugh about, LOL

February 09, 2009 03:05 PM
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