Irish Humor - A St. Patrick's Day Joke

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Real Estate Sales Representative with Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC

Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engine plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker. "Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the engines appears to have failed. There's nothing to worry about but we will be 15 minutes late in landing at Gatwick."

Five minutes later he said, "Nothing to worry about, ladies and Gentlemen, but one of the other engines has failed, and we will now be an hour late."

A moment later, "Er...sorry about this ladies and gentlemen, but the third engine has also given up the ghost and we will now be two hours later than expected."

One of the Irishmen tapped his friend on the shoulder. "Good heavens, Patrick, do you realize that if the other engine fails, we'll be here all night?"

 

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Thanks for the laugh.....Happy St. Patties Day to you....

Happy Tuesday!!

Lori

Mar 17, 2009 09:26 AM #1
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I think that poor guy had been enjoying his trip a little too much. But then again, I wouldn't want to be stuck up there all night either.

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So are the Irish the only ones who provide self deprecating humor?  giggle.

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Heath, No, but they seem to be the only ones with a Holiday!?!

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